Pants, pants, PANTS! » we’re all gonna burn http://melliferouspants.com Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:35:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 December 21, 2012 http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/29/december-21-2012/ http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/29/december-21-2012/#comments Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:13:00 +0000 Pants http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/29/december-21-2012/ The Mayan calendar abruptly ends in 2012. Some people think this will be the second coming of Jesus Christ (phhshaw!), the end of the world, or a new theory I heard today…maybe the Mayans grew tired of writing continuous dates? You know, they got bored because they didn’t have video games, the internet and porn to keep them occupied and shit.

I used to feel very uneasy about the potential end of the world. My old thoughts went something like this…

Shit! I’m not married! Crap! I don’t have kids yet! I’m not through with school yet! Wait a minute…if the world is ending, why am I in school?

I have decided to think of December 21, 2012 as the end of the world as we know it (thanks R.E.M.!), not the literal ending of the world. So maybe I won’t have to pay my student loans off, if the financial systems and structures of life as we know it crumble. And if I’m wrong, at least I’m doing something I enjoy in the mean time.

Also, finals are my mother fucking bitch! I totally made them say my name.

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