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Tidbit

April 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Just because you take a muscle relaxant and you feel like a noodle, doesn’t make it OK to tell your mother about the guy you dated who only had one ball. And the silence following your disclosure does not get more comfortable when you babble incessantly about the one-baller.

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Long Time No See

April 18th, 2007 · No Comments

I have recently been a bit preoccupied with life. My back pain has made an unfortunate return. Luckily, it does not feel nearly as devastating as it has in the past. I am certain my positive outlook is due to the exercise routine that my friend Lulu helped me establish. I would certainly be in a much scarier place right now if not for her support.

My doctor ordered a dye injection MRI, which was nothing short of totally awesome. I was so tired that I fell asleep in the MRI tube, a lot! This really seemed to piss of the MRI tech because I kept moving. This in turn, irritated me. It is not as if I WANTED to spend double the time in the tube, I was just exhausted!

It turns out that I have quite a bit of scar tissue from my surgery last year, which is causing my current nerve pain. You do not know rad until you have non-stop radiating leg pain! My doctor put me on a new medication that helps manage nerve pain and said to call him if I am not feeling relief in 6 weeks.

This morning I did a little internet research about my new medication and found this jewel of a side effect…


Though it is very unlikely to occur, this medication can also result in abnormal drug-seeking behavior (addiction/habit-forming).

It sounds like something from an SNL commercial. I cannot wait to run around like a rabid dog, scrounging for meds! Meds! MEDS!

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