I am getting ready to move in with my guy and I have been on a cleaning rampage! Tonight I was hoping to get started with the wet vacuum we borrowed from his mother but I let the kitchen suck me in and I’m a little annoyed because I feel like there’s still a lot to do.
Luckily, his supremely filthy roommate moved out. He moved in with his girlfriend. I almost feel sorry for her, but she had seen his room on many occasions and knew what she’s getting into: SUPREME NASTINESS. We were shocked and amazed when he was out by the end of the month, as promised.
These pictures were taken after he had moved HALF of his shit out. I have never seen this anything of this nasty magnitude; these pictures don’t even do the squalor justice. I mean, who not only never cleans, but just continues to add junk? And for TWO YEARS?! When he was asked to tidy up enough to room so the balcony (in his room) could be accessed, it took him an entire month to make a pathway through the filth. But now the room is empty, had a shit-ton of sage burned, vacuumed, and ready to scream the wet vacuum’s name. Thank fucking god.





