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Care Package!

March 3rd, 2009 · 2 Comments

Today I received a care package from my friend Sonja. She stuffed it full of all sorts of awesome goodies! Our cupboard is now full of Trader Joe’s snacks and deliciousness.

Best Birthday Card Ever

She also sent pretty much the best birthday card ever. If only it really came with a tampon holder knitting pattern!

Polygamist Murder Mystery Novel!

Sonja is also a recovering Mormon and we share a fascination and repulsion for our family histories (polygamy). I am so excited to start reading “The 19th Wife,” a polygamist murder mystery novel!

Boa Ventura

And last, but certainly not least, she sent me delicious wine from Boa Ventura Vineyard. Shh! Don’t tell anyone I’m currently enjoying a delicious glass of contraband wine. It goes perfectly with the spicy Italian sausage tomato sauce I threw over brown rice fusilli pasta from Trader Joe’s. NOM!

Categories:Childhood Cult, I miss Trader Joe's, Shh!, Uncategorized, birthday, stuff I put in my mouth
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Keep Smilin’, Keep Shinin’

June 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Me: Know what’s awesome? Smoking on my way to the gym. Gross.

Zanny: Oh wow! I may have to kick your butt.

Me: Afraid I may need it.

Zanny: Smoking all the time?

Me: Close.

Zanny: Got it. We need an intervention?

Me: Probably.

Me: That’s yes in denial-ese.

Zanny: OK. Expect a large Italian man with a baseball bat.

Me: How big is his penis?

Zanny: As big as the bat. He tucks it into his sock.

Me: OMG. I can’t wait!

Zanny: I figured that he could keep your mind off smoking.

Me: True dat.

Zanny: You thought I was going to have him cap your ass. Instead he’s going to spank it.

Categories:Shh!, Uncategorized, friends
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