Pants, pants, PANTS! » life tastes better with Zachary’s pizza http://melliferouspants.com Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:35:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 I Get So Emotional Baby http://melliferouspants.com/2007/10/17/i-get-so-emotional-baby/ http://melliferouspants.com/2007/10/17/i-get-so-emotional-baby/#comments Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:38:00 +0000 Pants http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2007/10/17/i-get-so-emotional-baby/ Dearest California,

I finally made my plane reservation! Next month we will be reunited, for an extended weekend.

I started a list of everything I miss about you…but it got really long (and depressing). It began to resemble the ad space at the back of high school year books that are full of useless acroynms, forgotten and meaningless shortly after graduation.

The Cliff Notes version is that I cannot wait to put my arms around all my loved ones! Oh the places we will go! The beach! San Francisco! And numerous bars with far less ridiculous drinking laws than Utah! Oh! My! The fun we will have!

Devotedly,

Pants

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Having recently experienced all of the above, I can safely say, “What the fuck was I thinking?!” I don’t want him to want me! Of course he didn’t deserve me. There was no need to speak with him to realize that he is a dope. I proved that to myself by seeing him from a distance and hiding on the toothpaste aisle.

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