Pants, pants, PANTS! » Lame http://melliferouspants.com Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:35:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Zzzz http://melliferouspants.com/2009/01/07/zzzz/ http://melliferouspants.com/2009/01/07/zzzz/#comments Wed, 07 Jan 2009 19:31:01 +0000 Pants http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=897 Last night I had a dream that I was in Wal-Mart, only it was a HUGE Wal-Mart, like that size of Ikea. And I kept getting stuck inside. It was like a giant maze and as soon as I was almost out of it, I would get thrown back in again. It was horrible. I started to get really stressed out that I couldn’t get out of it. And I was continually being shoved into this huge freight elevator with all these other customers and the door would SLAM down, then I’d be thrown back to the beginning again.

Then, when I finally got out of the damn store, I got stuck in the parking lot! Every time I was nearly out of the parking lot I’d get thrown back in again. Eventually I ended up driving my compact car, off-road, through a wooded area. When the road got too narrow and difficult to maneuver my car, I got out, tied a large rope around it and carried my freaking car over my shoulder, uphill, through trees.

For once, I was excited to get the hell out of bed and into the shower. MEH.

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2009/01/07/zzzz/feed/ 19 Fuck, Fuck, Fuck http://melliferouspants.com/2008/09/16/fuck-fuck-fuck/ http://melliferouspants.com/2008/09/16/fuck-fuck-fuck/#comments Tue, 16 Sep 2008 21:58:57 +0000 Pants http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=733 The hard drive on my MacBook blew up and none of my data is recoverable. Hearing the news made me want to cry. Then I realized it’s not that fucked. Unless you count the weeks of notes I lost for this week’s biology test.

I had a great time in California but I feel little guilty about one thing: I missed Utah. I know – it’s the weirdest shit ever! Had a great time with my friends and family, loved being time at the beach, appreciated going into a bar without dealing with all that lame membership bullshit…but I found myself missing Utah. Never thought I’d think that, let alone share it! A friend likened it to missing a loser boyfriend: you know he’s a douche and yet you miss him. Stupid Utah, confusing my heart!

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/09/16/fuck-fuck-fuck/feed/ 21 Six More Hours Until the Weekend Starts http://melliferouspants.com/2008/07/02/six-more-hours-until-the-weekend-starts/ http://melliferouspants.com/2008/07/02/six-more-hours-until-the-weekend-starts/#comments Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:51:12 +0000 Pants http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=521 Today began MUCH nicer than yesterday.

Stupid flat tire!

This weekend I’ll be sweating my ass off at BFF Fest, 4th of July style. Cross your fingers I’ll be lucky at BINGO!

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