Pants, pants, PANTS!

Last night I had a dream that I was in Wal-Mart, only it was a HUGE Wal-Mart, like that size of Ikea. And I kept getting stuck inside. It was like a giant maze and as soon as I was almost out of it, I would get thrown back in again. It was horrible. I started to get really stressed out that I couldn’t get out of it. And I was continually being shoved into this huge freight elevator with all these other customers and the door would SLAM down, then I’d be thrown back to the beginning again.

Then, when I finally got out of the damn store, I got stuck in the parking lot! Every time I was nearly out of the parking lot I’d get thrown back in again. Eventually I ended up driving my compact car, off-road, through a wooded area. When the road got too narrow and difficult to maneuver my car, I got out, tied a large rope around it and carried my freaking car over my shoulder, uphill, through trees.

For once, I was excited to get the hell out of bed and into the shower. MEH.