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BRAINS!

August 10th, 2008 · 27 Comments

Today I participated in the first annual Salt Lake City Zombie Walk. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to properly convey my response: IT WAS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER DONE IN UTAH! My voice is hoarse from moaning my way through SLC but it was 100% worth it. Super awesome thanks to dropdeadchris for kickin’ it with my undead style!

I woke up giddy and excruciatingly happy. Very similar to how it felt to wake up knowing you were going to Disneyland as a little kid.

My mother saw me wearing my moomoo and putting sponge rollers into my hair. She exclaimed, “You’re leaving the house like THAT?!” I didn’t even have on my makeup yet.

Shortly after completing my zombie makeup with some homemade blood, I crept into my mother’s bathroom and started tapping on her shower door. “Uuuuuuuu. Brraaaainns.”

She told me to go wake my father up for church. He wasn’t very pleased.

I could tell that both of my parents were thinking, “Zombies? Fake blood? Where did we go wrong???” They weren’t about to spoil the moment; my mother said she hadn’t heard me giggle so much, or seen me so happy, since the Christmas BEFORE I moved to Utah.

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Only in Utah

August 6th, 2008 · 31 Comments

I received a postcard from a friend last week that said, “I pretend you’re on a really long vacation…it is easier that way.” It made me cry a little, but I’m trying to keep the same mindset.

Here are a few awesome things, unique to Utah, that I’m putting in my Utah Vacation File…

My almost-two-year-old niece. She drew this super awesome picture of a “boogie” this week. Watching her grow blows my mind.

Old school bff, Stephanie; we’ve been friends for twenty years! I love her butt. How freaking cute are her kids?

Religious stickers at the grocery store. No explanation necessary.

Theatrical releases of Mormon movies. The Errand of Angels will be in theaters shortly. I don’t know much about it…other than it’s about sister missionaries and watching it would make me vomit. This doesn’t seem to bother people who’ve lived here for a long time, but I find it FUCKING WEIRD. All sorts of creepy religious movies and my motherfucking zombies are no where to be found? Total crap.

Freaky modest clothing shops for people who need longer sleeves and less legs. So much better than the alternative Ho’s in Training shops I’m used to in California.