I am two weeks away from getting trashed at PF Chang’s and attempting seduction of the bartender who is so cute that he makes my face hurt.
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- ptotheants: I wrote a new blog post: It's a Heck of a Life http://melliferouspants.com/2010/07/28/it%E2%80%99s-a-heck-of-a-life/
- ptotheants: Today I bought Heel Tastic at the drugstore, As Seen On TV. Pretty sure this is going to change my life.
- ptotheants: Sean Astin starred in a movie titled "My Wife is Retarded." HA, HA, HA!!!!
- ptotheants: @Flitryss OK, <3 you too!
- ptotheants: It made my day to hear @RighteousGramma say "womanizer."
- ptotheants: @zymase Now I need nachos!
- ptotheants: Give me cinnamon rolls or give me death!
- ptotheants: @lessinges I watched the first couple 24 seasons when I lived in CA. Nice to pickup on direct streaming. Isn't Weeds great?
- ptotheants: Netflix has a ton of 24 on direct streaming. HELLO NEW OBSESSION.
- ptotheants: @Neilochka It's called crack.