Pants, pants, PANTS! » Granola transformation http://melliferouspants.com Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:35:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 My Conversion Story http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/28/my-conversion-story/ http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/28/my-conversion-story/#comments Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:25:43 +0000 Pants http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=696 I called my sister this morning to tell her that Fucked Up Chick said, “Tampons from the dollar store sound scarier than the bear!”

My sister told me I wouldn’t have to worry about buying feminine hygeine products if I started using GladRags. I have a few more years of hiking before my full Granola transformation is complete. This will mean wearing Tevas with dresses, no long tweezing my eyebrows and giving up deoderant.

Luckily for those who are reguarly in contact with me, I’m not there yet.

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