Oh, it’s been fun but it’s time to call quits on smoking. Again.
- I’m tired of my hair smelling like smoke.
- I’m sick of worrying my hands smell of smoke.
- I’m out of breath like all the time. Thanks cigarettes!
- I’m through wasting my mother-fucking money.
- I’m tired of my car smelling like an ashtray.
- Sneaking around makes me feel like I’m about five-years-old.
- I don’t want wrinkles.
- I want to be healthy.
- Not ready to die.
However, I would gladly pay for a healthy cigarette. So come on, SCIENCE! How about a multi-vitamin in cigarette form, eh? Just one a day, that’s all I ask! Now get working, dammit.
