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		<title>RNC</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Me: Ew. What&#8217;s wrong with his face? Dad: He&#8217;s a Republican.]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I wish you would go to church for this one reason: so you&#8217;d be as tired as I am right now.&#8221; &#8220;Thanks Dad, but that&#8217;s why I take sleeping pills.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Thanks Dad, but that&#8217;s why I take sleeping pills.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>I Can’t Drive 75</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m at my friend Stephanie’s house for the weekend. On my way here I got my first speeding ticket. Boo! My dad recently told me that during the gas crisis of the 70s they made it a law that no one could drive over 55. That would kill me. I’d double check to see if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I’m at my friend Stephanie’s house for the weekend. On my way here I got my first speeding ticket. Boo! My dad recently told me that during the gas crisis of the 70s they made it a law that no one could drive over 55. That would kill me. I’d double check to see if it really was a law, but I’m too lazy and my pirated internet connection is a bit wonky. It wouldn’t be the first time my dad pulled one over on me&#8230;</p>
<p>When we were kids my parents went to Carmel once a year for a kid-free weekend. They told us it was illegal for children to be in Carmel &#8211; NO KIDS ALLOWED! Which I always thought was strange because there was a super neat toy store there and my folks always brought goodies home (my beloved Bobby Bear!). I met a girl at church camp when I was fourteen-years-old who was from Carmel.I barely caught myself from asking her how she could possibly live in Carmel with their strict no kids allowed law.</p>
<p>I liked to spend time with my dad. When he worked Saturdays I would tag along and spend the day driving around with him. One day, when music became very important in my life, I was begging to listen to the Rick Dees Top 40 Countdown. My dad told me that I could listen to my radio station when his show went to commercial. It took quite awhile before I realized that we were listening to commercial free radio. I was quite pissed at the time but we still laugh about it.</p>
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