Pants, pants, PANTS! » crossing my fingers

Palin? Me? REALLY?

Pants — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:51:53 +0000

Yesterday someone told me my new highlights look good and are evenly spaced, like Sarah Palin’s. She’s a pretty woman, so that part’s not so bad…but she’s against every thing I believe in, and frankly, I think she should have her vagina revoked. Being compared to her freaked me out a bit.

So I’m bringing it to you, internets. What do you think, does my hair look like Palin’s? Please, please, please say it ain’t so.

Performance Evaluation

Pants — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:22:32 +0000

I have been feeling ridiculously good. I think it’s due to the exercise kick my sister and I started. (Can you say endorphin high?) To the point where for like ENTIRE 8 minute stretches I don’t even feel like cutting myself or huddling myself up in a corner to cry over realizations of family dysfunction! I walked more than 10 miles within two days! Moaned my way through downtown Salt Lake City with fellow zombie enthusiasts! Life IS within reach. I won’t be living here FOREVER. Only one year before I can apply to nursing school!

Then came Monday. FUCK MONDAY. Seriously.

Here’s hoping the rest of the week feels twenty-hundred times better than yesterday.

Happiness is…

Pants — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:13:00 +0000

…choosing a research topic that doesn’t depress the fuck out of you.

…hysterical baby laughter.

…finding something you feel like you’ve lost, even though you never had it.

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…suitcase calling.

…I love noodles.

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Pants — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 18:39:00 +0000

Utah has seen more snow this year than the past ten winters. My dad decided that the universe was so thrown off by my move to Zion that my presence has solved the drought. I suppose this means my work here is nearly done? What drought ridden area should I hit next?

I don’t normally watch the local news because it’s depressing and dumb. Case in point: the weather report. I accidentally found myself reading the subtitles at the gym while Law & Order was on a commercial break. “The air is considered unhealthy.” Bleah! As if I couldn’t gauge the air quality from barfing up a lung this morning on my way to work. Living here has probably undone any positive health benefits I’ve reaped during the year since I quit smoking cigarettes. So I’m considering starting up again.

This week’s weather forecast shows 40s, mostly clear, lung busting ~~air quality~~ shit, with snow on Sunday, my birthday. The weather reporter’s exact words were “organized storm.” I have something he can organize; MY VAGINA. It’d be awesome not to have to shovel the fucking driveway before Sunday brunch.

Turn That Frown Upside Down

Pants — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 22:37:00 +0000

My friend, Zanny, asked me THE silliest question today.

“If I go to Hawaii for a few weeks for work, will you come see me?”

Now I can’t get this out of my mind…

Only my blinding white ass is playing in the water and I’m applying a never ending supply of sunscreen. And there are a lot of fruity drinks in pineapples!

I’m so high on the thought of Hawaii that I’m not even angry about getting a ~~cult~~ primary song stuck in my mind.

If you chance to meet a frown,
Do not let it stay,
Turn that frown upside down
and Smile that frown away.

No one likes a frowny face,
Trade it for a smile.
Make the world a better place by
Smiling all the while!