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		<title>I have no job! I have no job!</title>
		<link>http://melliferouspants.com/2009/08/17/i-have-no-job-i-have-no-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was laid off last week &#8211; this is the first time I’ve lost a job. In the past I’ve had employers try to keep me when I’ve given notice so this has been a little different.
Though I would have appreciated some notice about my job disappearing, it’s really not that bad. For a plethora [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was laid off last week &#8211; this is the first time I’ve lost a job. In the past I’ve had employers try to keep me when I’ve given notice so this has been a little different.</p>
<p>Though I would have appreciated some notice about my job disappearing, it’s really not that bad. For a plethora of reasons I won’t bore you with, I am relieved not to have to go there anymore. I am excited to find a new job and grateful to have some time off. Tomorrow was supposed to be my due date and I’m happy not to be suffering through a workday pretending I’m OK. Instead, I’m going to hang out with my niece and we’ll pay a visit to my grandma’s house.</p>
<p>Mike and I have a new addition to our home: his kitty, Mister X! X was left behind with his ex because of a shitload of reasons that aren’t worth going into. So a few weeks ago we heard that Mister X wasn’t doing well: unable to keep food down, having accidents everywhere, losing weight at an alarming rate, and needing to be put to sleep. When Mister X came last Saturday we feared it would be for a 72 hour goodbye before he was going to be put to sleep. But he hasn’t thrown up or had a single accident here and does not act like an animal that needs to die within 72 hours, which leads me to believe maybe he just hated the husband’s ex. HA! Isn’t he a cutie? It’s been really nice having a fuzzy new friend around&#8230;I don’t even mind sharing my pillow with him.</p>
<p><a title="How's this for adorable? by miss pants, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/misspants/3801857843/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2597/3801857843_4bacf22cb6_m.jpg" alt="How's this for adorable?" width="240" height="180" /></a></p>
<p>Last week we celebrated Mike’s 30th birthday. We went to his cabin and watched a gorgeous meteor shower. It was nice to get away from the city, even though it was just for a bit. And I made him a nerdy cross stitch sampler. I had such a good time I think I&#8217;ll start some new embroidery projects with all of my extra time.</p>
<p><a title="Crafty Birthday Present for the Husband by miss pants, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/misspants/3821804543/"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2470/3821804543_fe103695c6_m.jpg" alt="Crafty Birthday Present for the Husband" width="180" height="240" /></a></p>
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		<title>I am lazy, here are weekend photos</title>
		<link>http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/18/i-am-lazy-here-are-weekend-photos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 18:06:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pants</dc:creator>
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Your heart has to be incredibly black not to dig Willy Wonka. Especially when performed entirely by children.

Why do they have to close at 11:00pm?

Confession: I&#8217;m about to go all granola. Please shake some sense into me if I start sporting a giant turd of a dreadlock.

First half of Sunday. Vintage Coats &#38; Clarke pattern [...]]]></description>
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<p>Your heart has to be incredibly black not to dig Willy Wonka. Especially when performed entirely by children.</p>
<p><a title="Yum? by miss pants, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/52571580@N00/2766756813/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3110/2766756813_24e3d9befa.jpg" alt="Yum?" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>Why do they have to close at 11:00pm?</p>
<p><a title="Another Weekend Spent Pretending I'm Not in Utah by miss pants, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/52571580@N00/2774601529/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3221/2774601529_069c40e4f4.jpg" alt="Another Weekend Spent Pretending I'm Not in Utah" width="500" height="375" /></a></p>
<p>Confession: I&#8217;m about to go all granola. Please shake some sense into me if I start sporting a giant turd of a dreadlock.</p>
<p><a href="http://melliferouspants.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/img_2736.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-670" src="http://melliferouspants.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/img_2736.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>First half of Sunday. Vintage Coats &amp; Clarke pattern found <a title="Purdy Flower" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/beetasticfinds/2333127337/" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://melliferouspants.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/img_27322.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-676" src="http://melliferouspants.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/img_27322.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a></p>
<p>Second half of Sunday. Embroidery has become my favorite addiction. Vintage Coats &amp; Clarke&#8217;s pattern found <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/beetasticfinds/2365124945/" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
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		<title>Listeroo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pants</dc:creator>
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Next week I start school and will no longer be able to make it to Project Runway Wednesday. BOO!
The last two guys I dated had the same name and both drove Jeeps. Weird.
I just started embroidering and I’m hooked! My first two projects were Sublime Stitching patterns&#8230;lungs (which I’d photograph if I weren’t so lazy) [...]]]></description>
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<li>Next week I start school and will no longer be able to make it to Project Runway Wednesday. BOO!</li>
<li>The last two guys I dated had the same name and both drove Jeeps. Weird.</li>
<li>I just started embroidering and I’m hooked! My first two projects were <a title="Stitchy goodness!" href="http://www.sublimestitching.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sublime Stitching</span></a> patterns&#8230;lungs (which I’d photograph if I weren’t so lazy) and roses.</li>
<p><a title="Roses by miss pants, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/52571580@N00/2762227092/"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3209/2762227092_2725be3882_m.jpg" alt="Roses" width="240" height="180" /></a></p>
<li>My next embroidery project will be this <a title="Vintage Sampler" href="http://www.needlecrafter.com/SearchKey/SearchKeywords_detail.php?refNum=10156&amp;PHPSESSID=6d7a14964e698255d697416d1cd7ffad" target="_blank"><span style="color:#ff0000;">sampler</span></a>. I’m thinking pillow. My sister is going to love it.</li>
<li>Today my niece said, “Don’t. Talking. YOU.” I’m not sure how I feel about that.</li>
<li>Twenty-four hours doesn’t seem like enough and I’m not even in school yet. I am so screwed.</li>
<li>My uncle and aunt visited from the bay area on Sunday night. We weren’t able to spend very much time together and seeing them made me feel extremely homesick.</li>
<li>I had a bad dream last night about an old coworker. Pretty sure it was my subconscious punishing me for saying she dressed her kids like baby hookers. But she totally did!</li>
<li>I&#8217;m afraid to <a title="scarred for life" href="http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/07/27/these-are-a-few-of-my-therapy-things/" target="_blank"><span style="color:#ff0000;">touch myself</span></a>. Perhaps I should take a cue from the search phrases that land people here? Such as: <em>masturbating with pillow </em>or <em>she masturbated so quietly that no one could hear</em>?</li>
<li>Did you know that the Ford Taurus is a luxury vehicle? Neither did I. Because it isn&#8217;t.</li>
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		<title>Ho, ho, ho!</title>
		<link>http://melliferouspants.com/2007/12/14/ho-ho-ho/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pants</dc:creator>
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Holiday goodness is in full effect!
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<div style="text-align:center;">Holiday goodness is in full effect!</div>
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		<title>Pumpkins Are My Bitch</title>
		<link>http://melliferouspants.com/2007/10/31/pumpkins-are-my-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Pants</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween!
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