http://melliferouspants.com Wed, 01 Sep 2010 01:35:07 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/03/how-to-make-bishop-deal-go-mother-hen/ http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/03/how-to-make-bishop-deal-go-mother-hen/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 14:50:33 +0000 Pants http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=476

Tell Bishop Deal that a friend of a friend sent you a wiener photo that directly violated the rules and regulations of Club Celibacy.

Wait for Deal to IM you the word “ew” a gazillion times and ask if the picture was really from this guy.

Assure Bishop Deal that is was, in fact, this guy and that he put “a lot” of work into the picture.

(Choke back vomit.)

Tell Bishop Deal you’ve never met the guy, but now if you do, you’ll be all, “What’s up mister penis pants camera phone picture dude?!”

Wait for Bishop Deal to beg you to meet this guy in a public place and confess to feeling worried and “mother bear-ish” for you.

Let Bishop Deal know that you have no intention of meeting mister penis pants camera phone picture dude. Especially because it’d be a bitch to return to the repentance process. (ha ha)

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