- Tell Bishop Deal that a friend of a friend sent you a wiener photo that directly violated the rules and regulations of Club Celibacy.
- Wait for Deal to IM you the word “ew” a gazillion times and ask if the picture was really from this guy.
- Assure Bishop Deal that is was, in fact, this guy and that he put “a lot” of work into the picture.
- (Choke back vomit.)
- Tell Bishop Deal you’ve never met the guy, but now if you do, you’ll be all, “What’s up mister penis pants camera phone picture dude?!”
- Wait for Bishop Deal to beg you to meet this guy in a public place and confess to feeling worried and “mother bear-ish” for you.
- Let Bishop Deal know that you have no intention of meeting mister penis pants camera phone picture dude. Especially because it’d be a bitch to return to the repentance process. (ha ha)
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How to Make Bishop Deal Go Mother Hen
June 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
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