I like ice cubes in my milk, Cookie Crisp, vodka with Crystal Lite and frozen berries, my family, squishing sand through my toes on the beach, blue states, diversity, road trips, potty talk, laughing until my stomach hurts, all things Law & Order, Zachary’s Pizza and making dinner that doesn’t have a name.
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- ptotheants: @Neilochka We have a brown picket fence.
- ptotheants: Garmin? Pretty fucking helpful.
- ptotheants: Sleep number and Dog Whisperer. Yay!
- ptotheants: http://twitpic.com/2kx13p - I miss this little guy.
- ptotheants: RT @sprizee: "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." -Thomas Edison
- ptotheants: @gorillabunss I love Air Supply!
- ptotheants: 3-D ultrasounds make babies kind of look like jack-o-lanterns or Halloween masks. #JustSaying
- ptotheants: @Andyouknow That is great news!
- ptotheants: Watched a man yell, "We're all going to the same place!" as he shoved his way into line. #HoorayForGrownups
- ptotheants: Ready to board my flight, new Mary Karr book in hand, wearing my best don't-talk-to-me-face.
I love reading about you. You’re very fascinating as your About Us page indicates.
Totally.
Now I want some Cookie Crisp really bad. I’m adding a box to my online grocery list.
Found you via CARS via Ransom Note Typography. Very entertaining. Oh, I read your post about the birth control curse. My suggestion is to date a guy who’s had a vasectomy. No need for birth control, no associated curse. And 100% safe (and, I think it’s even Pope approved).
How does one delicately ask a guy if he’s had a vasectomy or not? That I want to know.
So, two years after dropping mysteriously out of my RSS feed-you suddenly show up with about 300 gazillion entries on Wordpress? wtf? This is the same Pants, Pants, Pants! right?
I also like ice cubes in my milk. Ice-milk. Mm.
As far as the vasectomy speak goes, I think if you started off the conversation with “When I used to babysit, I would poke holes in the parents condoms to insure I would keep my babysitting job.”
Then lead into “What do YOU do for birth control.
are you talking about the incomparable pizza created in oakland? if so, then you have great taste in pizza.
So…
Is it safe to assume you will NOT be celebrating No Pants Day?
ALWAYS The First Friday In May…
http://boisenopantsday.com/