After an hour of discussing shit-loads of wedding planning details, the conversation turned to tables and chairs. The discussion was going NOWHERE. All I could think about was trying to get home in time to go swimming with Mike (which I wasn’t able to do). I finally burst out, “I could care less where people sit. For all I care they can eat off my ASS.” My mother replied, “Well then, your ass better be clean.” I think my mom is pretty awesome.
Stress Fest!
June 25th, 2009 · 4 Comments
Categories:Anxiety, my dysfunctional family is better than yours, wedding, where's my medicine?
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Your mom is very awesome!
Hang in there – it’s all going to be so worth it!
That is hilarious.
your Mom may drive you crazy, but she throws out awesome one liners.
Eating off your ass? I cannot wait