1. I HATE it when crumbs stick to my feet.
2. How the hell does this household not have a broom?
3. I am going to cut myself if I forget to buy a broom the next time I leave this house.
4. It looks like an obsessive compulsive disorder spider monkey cleaned the fuck out of my kitchen.
5. It looks like that OCD spider monkey’s slow brother organized this kitchen. Uh-duuuuh.
6. Well, it used to look like that slow monkey organized this kitchen.
7. Of course I’d rather be cleaning and organizing shit instead of sleeping at 5:00AM.
8. How do black skid marks get in the middle of the refrigerator door?
9. I am no longer have fear in my heart when I look at the microwave.
10. Clorox Wipes are my friend.
11. Cactus shaped margarita glasses are ugly as FUCK.
12. I threw away more than 20 random, dirty, mismatched pieces of Tupperware that belonged to the old FILTHY roommate.
13. When my boyfriend woke up he said, “You are like a cleaning ninja!”
14. When our roommate woke up he said, “SERIOUSLY, who cleans BEHIND the microwave?!”
15. I’m ready to make guacamole and black bean salsa for the Super Bowl…just as soon as I clean up after whatever the roommate left in his breakfast wake.
February Spring Cleaning
February 1st, 2009 · 10 Comments
Categories:All About Pants, I miss sleeping, fresh as a daisy, happy happy joy joy, list
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So, like, do you want to come over to my house, cause I’ve got some things that need cleaned.
Stop making me thinking about how filthy my microwave is. P.S. I have carpet in my kitchen. I gave up long, long ago.
Welcome to my life.
It’s like we’re related.
I think cactus-shaped margarita glasses are pretty awesome
Good luck with the cleaning!!
*snort*
Sadly and yet not sadly, you will be cleaning up after men the rest of your life.
And yes, my foot is feeling MUCH better. Thanks for the good wishes.
It is fun to see how much fun you are having!
Just sing the “Zippity Do-Dah” song while you clean other people’s tragic uncleanliness. That’s how I keep from killing myself.
I NEED an OCD spider monkey! Not for cleaning necessarily, just ’cause.
you down wit O.C.D. ? yeah you know me!
I can’t figure out how to clean the inside part of the windows in our bathroom. I don’t see how one can reach that space — and it is so gross. You know those windows in these flats in San Francisco? How?
I hate cleaning the bathroom.
I, too, hate crumbs on my feet — but even worse is when Lola gets messy with her kitty litter and it sticks to my feet after coming out of the shower. I so hate that.
…I prefer a vaccum to a broom.
what is the ’superbowl’ ?