Remember the guy who told me he didn’t believe in love, via namelessdating website? After sharing his negative feelings about love he sent me another email saying though he hadn’t been dating for very long, he decided to take his profile down because he was overwhelmed with all the bullshit that goes along with it, he was sad we didn’t get to meet, and wished me well. Being the sort of girl who believes in the golden rule and all that shit, I sent him a polite, brief email wishing him well in return.
Four days later I received the following email, title “Love” (on Saturday night at 5:50PM).
I put my profile back up. I don’t know why. I guess I’m board. I wanted you to be the first to know. It’s a rainy night, so why don’t you come over and watch a movie with me. Give me a call and tell me what you think.
Pump your brakes, crazy non-love believing, potential serial killer/stalker!
- I believe you meant “bored.” Either way, I am 100% flattered you chose me as a solution to your boring lifestyle!
- You want me to be the first lucky woman to know you’re back on the market? Hoo-fucking-ray! I just hit the future broken-hearted jack pot! YES!
- The four day flip flop definitely bodes well for dating potential. Who doesn’t love a guy who can’t make up his goddamned mind? (I certainly do!)
- We have not met in person and you invite me to your fucking house under the guise of watching a movie? What has changed for you in the past four days? Are the remains of your previous skin suit cleaned and put away?
- And Saturday night? Give me a fucking break.
(The title of this post is completely unrelated to the intelligent, funny and adorable Mister Friday Night.)
I am thisclose to taking down my dating profiles, as well. Even though I, too, am “board.” Of course, I’ve said this several times before, but this time I might mean it!
I’m glad Mr. Friday Night was fun. (Is this the Republican?)
I did end up talking to a new guy yesterday (despite my previous desire to chuck the whole thing), and we might go to a debate-watching party together tomorrow.
This guy is smooth as shit. I wish I were as cool as him. I’d totally email you first and shit. Let’s “watch a movie” aka “check one another for genital warts”.
what a poon.
You’re lucky that you get to know these future serial killers. Think of all the money you will make on interviews in the future, “But he was such a nice douchebag psychotic who couldn’t spell.”
I really feel that you have enough material to write a book. Its really amazing to hear some of the shit that some guys actually have the audacity to say.
lizgwiz,
A debate-watching party together sounds promising! Way better than someone who thinks evolution is bunk or the answer to all scientific questions is “because God says so.” Yecht.
morton (danny),
The more internet dating I do, the more amazed I am at the insane number of d-bags.
The Grunt,
One day I’ll publish a book titled “The Single Girls Guide to Avoid Dating Serial Killers”.
Burreetoe,
Though I would LOVE to write a book, I don’t know where to start! I certainly have enough fucked up material to do (at the very least) a trilogy of dating mishaps…and that doesn’t even include my wicked insane family material!
You’re going to love the booty call text message I received at 9:45PM Saturday from another d-bag.
Men can be such fucking idiots.
…and, I think str8 guys have gotten worse with the advent of all those lame comedies about unattractive slacker men getting hot hollywood babes (ala Forgetting Sarah Marshall) –
block him!
kisses from Sunny GayTown,
matty
I think he should get “board” for that email. And by that, I am thinking 2×4 to a sensitive area.
That would be really funny if it weren’t for real! I’m sorry you have to deal with this.
That email really tugs at the ole’ heartstrings. Sniff. Pantsie Poo… You really should feel lucky that you were the first. Yes FIRST that he contacted to let the world of single women know that after 4 difficult BOARING days without him, he’s back baby. He’s back.
Maybe you should have gone. He could have told you his theories about love and how it’s a farce all while trying to convince you how awesome man juice is when used as a facial lotion.
He doesn’t sound like no Huey Lewis, that’s for sure.
That is funny…yet scary!
matty03,
They sure can! I think you’re on to something with the unattractive slacker men getting hot Hollywood babes.
And I’m going to take some advice you gave me a while back and not talk about the prospective new nice guy for a while…so I can just see how things are going without being all public on it. xoxo
Noelle,
Agreed!
tori,
Meh, it’s OK…there are some decent men out there…and there are plenty of little boys living in the bodies of 30/40 somethings to keep me entertained and chock full of blogging material!
Meggypoo,
I could kiss you on the mouth.
lostinutah,
Hooray for funny and scary – as long as it’s from a distance!!!
How many minutes til peach schnaaps?
“I guess I’m board. I wanted you to be the first to know.” The first to know! Lucky, lucky you!!
What a loser.
Hey I have a question for you and I can’t find an email address for you here. Would you please email me at lisamunleyATcaDOTrrDOTcom?
Thanks!
Burreetoe makes a good point, though it’s one people have said to me on numerous occasions, too. Maybe there’s a team project in the works! You… me… Liz… Noelle… surely there’s MORE than a book’s worth there! (Too bad it’s a book I’m pretty sure lots of people have already written.)
Wow, I’ve talked to some loo-hoo-zer-hers on the internet before, but I think this guy takes the cake.
rockandcookies,
Definitely too many minutes! Actually, I could totally go for a swig right about now.
lisamm,
Indeed!
Stefanie,
I think the 4 of us (plus who knows who else) would have a lot of potential. (Though there is that small accurate point you made about lots of people writing it. Eh)
Sra,
He sure does! As a reward I believe I deserve a piece of cake (YAY!) and a nice man.
Oh how I know this type. He’s not only “boaring” (Har har), he’s also cheap and probably a date rapist.
Good choice on the pass.
Oooo. He sounds so attractive. Since it seems like you are taking a pass on him, can you forward my info to him? NOT.
Nowadays when I come across someone like this so obvious winner, I find myself thinking, “Well, at least I’ll get a good blog post out of it.”
yikes! potential stalker indeed.
board.. HAHA
sizzle,
Some guys are such creeps!
Dagny,
My thoughts exactly!
dmb5_libra,
For sure!
Aaron,
I should have told him I’m tired of weighting around for guys. HA HA!
Life shouldn’t be this hard.
Hahaha. I’m board, to.