Tonight I’m having drinks with a guy who is looking for short dynamic relationships. What exactly DOES short dynamic relationship mean?! Is it a nice way to say, “Who wants to sit on my lap?!” Or another word for one-night stand? Does it refer to whatever base he wants to get to? Or could it be a description of his penis? So many questions!
I understand short, time-wise and penis-wise. But by “dynamic” does he mean the change in time or the change in penis size? I wonder if he even knows what he means by that. Sounds like big words with little substance (or penis) to me.
Anyway, it probably means he wants to lay you, not pay for anything, and then move on to someone else when he’s had his fill after a week or two.
In my world I call that a boyfriend. ha ha!
My best guess would be a night of crazy sex. You know the kind he can write about later in a memoir.
That doesn’t sound so bad!
It means he is a commitment phobe who doesn’t want to be monogamous.
But if he’s hawt, how about a little torrid affair?
I think he sounds like an honest asshole.
Maybe he’s a charismatic dwarf looking for the same.
I’m not entirely sure what it means (although I think ubermilf summed it up nicely). Just know that I will keep my phone with me and you can text me. Safety word is “HELP”, and I’ll back you up.
I’m pretty sure its code for “egomaniac douchebag.” Let me know if my translation is correct.
It means he doesn’t have much self confidence and it shooting himself in the foot before he gets to know people. So yeah, he’s some issues. How did it go?
The date went really well. We had great conversation…but we’re looking for different things right now. The short dynamic relationship thing means he’s not ready to be in a serious relationship b/c he’s working through some shit. While that’s not what I’m looking for, I appreciate his honesty. We talked about possibly working on a platonic friendship, since we have some similar interests, so we’ll see how that goes.
So was it dynamic?
I think maybe I’ll look for a short dynamic relationship, too. I’m tired of these short, boring ones.
hmm, i’m pretty sure thats code for asshole.
“Short dynamic relationships” means “I gotta be home by 9:30 cuz my wife thinks that’s when the movie ends.” -Daniel
Wait. So was that the GOOD date? Now I have even MORE questions…