My friend Lyle celebrated his birthday this weekend and had the most fabulous costume party theme ever: FLDS!
Seriously. How fucking cute is he?
I enjoyed beer with my sister wife.
Looked to heaven with another pregnant sister wife.
I COVET her bangs. (Please don’t tell the prophet on me.)
Watched the conga line from afar…
…because I had a sleeping baby in my lap. HA. Don’t be so jealous of my red stretch pants and flowery dress, K?
My baby doll was such a big hit that people were LITERALLY fighting over her.
I couldn’t walk anywhere without folks cooing over how cute she was and shit. Begging to hold her.
I don’t understand this either, but I fucking love it.
Who says sister wives can’t be sexy too, HUH?!
Brother John brought pictures of his wives that were unable to attend. He even brought a bar-on-the-go in his scripture case, complete with mixers! We come prepared y’all.
Lyle (my polygamist husband) is fabulous times infinity.
We were sad when the night came to an end.
Although this couple seemed pretty happy. They didn’t even mind a slew of digital camera flashes.
All in all, it was a good night. In the name of Jesus Christ, amen.
The bra and panties lady is hysterical!
Oh praise Jebus! Seriously that theme is too wicked for words!
now that looks like a group of people that can party
I’m jealous. That looks fun. I love the undies on that chick. lol
Good thing that lady had a pole to hold onto. Looks like a great time!
that looks like a great time! – sorry I had to miss it.
Seriously that was awesome.
That’s a lifestyle I can support. I would like to make you one of my top five wives, Pants.
That is the best theme for a party that I have ever heard.
Too fuckin’ funny!! But maybe not enough weird beard hair.
At any point of the night did you think to yourself, “I look pretty hot as a sister wife”?
I love it!!
Wow – all I can say is wow. Serious creativity and a little scary. The bangs or “rite of passage” were at their perfect height.
Oh my heck! You look so dang cute. The hair, the dress, the baby……….sheer perfection.
What a cool, cool party. It looks like you’ve found a great group of friends and sister wives in Utah.
sizzlesays,
She was a RIOT!
Essentially Me,
It was incredible.
drop dead chris,
Ain’t no party like a polygamist party.
Aaron,
It sure was fun!
punchlinewalking,
No kidding! I was a little surprised she didn’t fall over.
ak,
You missed a great time.
rockandcookies,
It was super awesome.
yournamehere,
Hells yeah!
Sra,
I was super impressed with it. Oddly enough, I had planned on going as a plyg for Halloween! Now I need to come up with something else…
J.,
It was a hilarious night.
The Grunt,
I did catch myself marveling at my hotness – especially when I’d walk into a room and men would say, “Ugh. You look like a REAL one.”
tiffany,
Me too!
Felicity,
The bangs were FABULOUS!
Amy,
I sure have! The baby really freaked a lot of people out…especially people who’d been doing a lot of drinking because they thought the baby was REAL! HEE!
God damn, that’s funny
I’m not sure an FLDS party in the Bay area would translate very well, even though most my friends know I was a Mormon boy.
Halloween. Hehe. I may have to get all gussied up and go with a group of friends (all in formals with Miss America sashes) as the Taco Belles: Nacho Mama, Frida Lay, etc.
First of all, that’s fucking hilarious. Second of all, that girl that has her leg wrapped around her boyfriend and kissing him is totally hot. Third of all, the stretch pants were uber sexy.
I can’t believe I wasn’t invited.
Also, I think the leg up make-out look is a nice touch.
I’m thinking the undies on the outside look was supposed to be a representation of a temple garment or something. Or maybe that chick’s just crazy, but either way–hilarious.
Once again you’ve done something fun and I’m bitter. But not too bitter that I wouldn’t be your sister wife. Maybe we should forgo the actual husband (as they seem to be in short supply these days) and just do the sister wife thing.
wow…that hair is AMAZING
If I had seen that theme on an invitation, I’d be so thrilled I could wear comfy clothes and not have to wear makeup or try to appear attractive.
That’s how sad I’ve become.
sideon,
I need to get cracking on Halloween costume ideas!
morton (danny),
Yeah, I’ve never felt sexier.
apollocreed,
You have to live amongst the flocks of Mormons to get your FLDS party on.
lizgwiz,
I don’t care what it was, I LOVE IT!
meggypoo,
I think you’re on to something!
dmb5_libra,
Thanks!
ubermilf,
I can’t lie…the comfort level was very appealing. Though I had a few nervous minutes when I walked in behind a bunch of pretty girls who were dressed all normal.
I never have that much fun in Utah…sigh…you look GREAT!
Absolutely brilliant!!!
i want to go to a mormon party!
also, i noticed that one of brother john’s wives is 13. that is so very inappropriately great.
All this time I thought Utah was boring. I was so so wrong. I love the costumes. Maybe this could be used for Halloween too.
omg so out of fucking control awesome.
I am telling you, I don’t believe all this “Utah sucks” nonsense. Obviously you guys have the best parties there.
This is a hoot–I never was invited to a party like this when I did my penance of living as a gentile in Utah
Your FLDS party concept was hilarious…I love the plig-dresses with lots of leg showing and leather boots look…It’s just brilliant. Sometimes certain groups need a good elbow to the rib.
Love the pics, Pants. And the fact you actually WORE pants is hilarious. Love it. Where on earth did you find that dress??