I had to get up and leave the area where I was studying because this guy sitting near me was so cute that I could barely breathe, let alone remember the difference between Homo habilis and Homo erectus. He looked like a cute, twenty-something, Billy Bob Thornton. Damn him and his cuteness for making me feel like a perverted old freak.
You Can Call Me Mrs. Robinson
September 4th, 2008 · 15 Comments
Categories:cobwebs in my privates?, getting my learn on, hell is for single people, I have more batteries for my vibrators than Too $hort h
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Maybe if you would have talked to him, he could have helped you out with homo erectus, if you know what I mean. wink wink.
Nothing to lose, right? Seize the day next time!
Harry Potter anyone?
If feeling like a perverted old freak is a bad thing, then I have been bad for a long time.
It’s not “perverted old freak” anymore–we’re “cougars”!
I’m trying to square cute and twenty-something with Billy Bob Thorton. I might have to take your word for it.
That’s okay. I have a thing for Shia Labeouf. Nevermind the fact that I was in 2nd grade when he was born.
It is NEVER a bad thing to have a 20 something on your team! NEVER
P.S. 7 more days!
What’s good for Michael Douglas is good for us! I mean, if you were eyeballing a twelve year old, there might be cause for worry, but a ten-year age difference, pffft, that’s nothing. My personal pick for cougar-bait cutie-pie of the moment is Nicholas Hoult, the kid from About A Boy. (He’s all grown up now.)
Hmm, I like this confession. I recall going to the library in college and getting nothing accomplished due to naps and a wandering eye. College girls are just so damn cute. That’s what I said in college, now they’re just so young. [clears throat]
Sra,
Funny, I couldn’t stop thinking about the erectus part either!
sdragoc,
Oh my gosh, if he looks like Harry Potter underneath it all I would lose my shit.
apollocreed,
Do we get some sort of old creepy person membership or team wear?
lizgwiz,
I have a friend who calls himself cougar bait!
punchlinewalking,
You and me BOTH – I do not find Billy Bob Thornton attractive, which made my predicament all the more confusing.
Burreetoe,
Um, I was in in fifth grade. EEK!
Zanny,
Perhaps you can help me build up my team?
J. ,
I hope this doesn’t mean there’s boiled bunny in my future!
egan,
SERIOUSLY. Have I told you that during class discussions kids have said they have no idea where they were on 9/11 and that it hasn’t had any impact on their lives?! FREAKY! Same kids also had no idea what Abu Graib is…totally frightening.
Sounds yummy. Hey, if Demi can do it, so can you!
I agree with the rest of them. Nothing wrong with chasing a li’l bit younger tail.
This is not as creepy as my love for a 65 year old woman;)
sizzlesays,
If only all this positive feedback would give me the courage to do something.
rockandcookies,
Part of me doesn’t think it’s a big deal, then another part of me is screaming that I used to babysit kids his age.
The Grunt,
You win the creepy award!
You should have told him that. Best case scenario…very good. Worst case…you wear a wig and glasses the rest of your college career.