Comments on: Kick Start My Arse http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/ Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:18:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: meggypoo http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7391 meggypoo Sun, 10 Aug 2008 18:33:14 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7391 The bald head is to cut down on the wind resistance while the goatee protects their precious faces from the inevitable over-the-handlebars-and-eat-shit fall. Mystery solved! :) The bald head is to cut down on the wind resistance while the goatee protects their precious faces from the inevitable over-the-handlebars-and-eat-shit fall. Mystery solved! :)

]]> By: rockandcookies http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7390 rockandcookies Sun, 10 Aug 2008 00:11:54 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7390 also now I have a motley crue song in my head also now I have a motley crue song in my head

]]> By: Tiffany http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7389 Tiffany Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:44:41 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7389 Ahhh...see here on Lawn Gisland we have "serious" bikers. They wear spandex and uber-fancy helmets. They think sharing the road means taking up road space ON THE ROAD - of the expressway service lane. And usually, if there's a group of them - they wear the SAME spandex outfit. I'd take the mountain bikers over the uber-bikers any day. Ahhh…see here on Lawn Gisland we have “serious” bikers. They wear spandex and uber-fancy helmets. They think sharing the road means taking up road space ON THE ROAD – of the expressway service lane.

And usually, if there’s a group of them – they wear the SAME spandex outfit.

I’d take the mountain bikers over the uber-bikers any day.

]]> By: rockandcookies http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7388 rockandcookies Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:48:03 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7388 Hooray for your hikerness! It might sound fun if I had an ounce of outdoorsyness in me. The bald head/goatee combo is the mark of an aging bad-ass... They ride mountain bikes because their wives won't let them ride motorcycles. They have Tool and Pantera blaring in their i-pods which is why they can't bother to let you know of their presence... their brains are being slowly disintegrated by devil "music" and they wouldn't even be on their bikes still if it weren't for the fact that their magic shoes stick to the pedals. Hooray for your hikerness! It might sound fun if I had an ounce of outdoorsyness in me.

The bald head/goatee combo is the mark of an aging bad-ass… They ride mountain bikes because their wives won’t let them ride motorcycles. They have Tool and Pantera blaring in their i-pods which is why they can’t bother to let you know of their presence… their brains are being slowly disintegrated by devil “music” and they wouldn’t even be on their bikes still if it weren’t for the fact that their magic shoes stick to the pedals.

]]> By: ubermilf http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7387 ubermilf Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:41:41 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7387 Bald = more aerodynamic Prodigious facial hair = place to hide snacks for later Bald = more aerodynamic

Prodigious facial hair = place to hide snacks for later

]]> By: thecoconutdiaries http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7386 thecoconutdiaries Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:27:53 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7386 Bald head as a solar panel for their love machines (you can thank The Hubster for that one!) Bald head as a solar panel for their love machines (you can thank The Hubster for that one!)

]]> By: Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7385 Pants Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:13:28 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7385 lostinutah, I'm sending it...did you get it? justagirl, Ha ha! The Grunt, See! tori, No, it's not awful or unattractive or anything...it was just a little odd to be surrounded by a clone army. Amy, I knew you'd be shocked! When my sister and I were talking about it I told her you would love it. You would trade the beach for Wasatch? Get your butt back here! Noelle, A few weeks ago I moved out of the way for a mountain biker who was drop dead fucking HOT. I lost my footing and almost fell over on him. Which would have really sucked because we would have tumbled down a deep ravine and both been disastrously messed up. But wouldn't that be a great story to tell our children? J., Yeah, I'm all over the multiple tattoo thing. Not so much the piercings but tattoos? Yum-o! Rachel, Hooray! Jessica, *bumps fists* lostinutah,
I’m sending it…did you get it?

justagirl,
Ha ha!

The Grunt,
See!

tori,
No, it’s not awful or unattractive or anything…it was just a little odd to be surrounded by a clone army.

Amy,
I knew you’d be shocked! When my sister and I were talking about it I told her you would love it.

You would trade the beach for Wasatch? Get your butt back here!

Noelle,
A few weeks ago I moved out of the way for a mountain biker who was drop dead fucking HOT. I lost my footing and almost fell over on him. Which would have really sucked because we would have tumbled down a deep ravine and both been disastrously messed up. But wouldn’t that be a great story to tell our children?

J.,
Yeah, I’m all over the multiple tattoo thing. Not so much the piercings but tattoos? Yum-o!

Rachel,
Hooray!

Jessica,
*bumps fists*

]]> By: Jessica http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7384 Jessica Fri, 08 Aug 2008 19:22:35 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7384 Yeah Club Celibacy!!! Yeah Club Celibacy!!!

]]> By: Rachel http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7383 Rachel Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:02:41 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7383 I'm wearing some jeans that used to be tight today too, and I'm SO excited about it. :) I’m wearing some jeans that used to be tight today too, and I’m SO excited about it. :)

]]> By: J. http://melliferouspants.com/2008/08/07/kick-start-my-arse/#comment-7382 J. Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:03:34 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=647#comment-7382 Hmmm, sounds like a very SoCal look. There's a lot of guys around here like that, with the addition of multiple tattoos and piercings. Hiking with your sister and neice sounds so nice, as well as healthful. I bought a pedometer to inspire me with how much I walk, and, in a typical move, have yet to use it. Hmmm, sounds like a very SoCal look. There’s a lot of guys around here like that, with the addition of multiple tattoos and piercings.
Hiking with your sister and neice sounds so nice, as well as healthful. I bought a pedometer to inspire me with how much I walk, and, in a typical move, have yet to use it.

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