- My first boyfriend has five kids. F-I-V-E, FIVE!
- Rlo told me I should watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back this weekend. I’m not sure what I find funnier: Rlo’s suggestion or that he has actually seen it.
- That depends on whether or not Jack Jack is willing to forfeit Saturday night made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
- Watching Benny Boy almost get in a fight with some random guy (who tried to cut in the beer line – no cuts, no butts, no coconuts!) after we waited for thirty minutes was surreal.
- Though not as surreal as seeing Rlo chest bump him afterward.
- I may have made that up. I was suffering from severe lack of beer, yo.
- I’m in love with free printable stationary. HELLO CUTENESS!
- Stephanie is right. Saying, “I’m not ready to be in a relationship right now” is just another way to say “I don’t want to be with YOU.” Harsh? Maybe. True? Yes. Did I need it? Yuppers.
- Steph promptly followed up with, “Anyone who doesn’t want to be with you is fucking retarded!”
- Duh.
- This week has been one giant déjà vu.
- I have a date with my grandma this weekend.
- Replacing smoking with sunflower seeds makes for a belly ache.
- I suppose a tummy ache is worth not dying from emphysema.
- I have fallen in love with Good News For People Who Love Bad News (again).
- The end.
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July 11th, 2008 · 12 Comments
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How is one supposed to comment on each and every one of your points?
So, I won’t.
Hi, Pants! Have a good weekend!
When I read that first item, I thought that it meant your first boyfriend had 5 kids at the time. And it made wonder how old your first boyfriend was, or how old you were when you started to date. Then I realized you mean 5 kids NOW. Or at least, I hope that’s what you mean.
1. that is a really bad movie! Skip it and enjoy the book from which it is based!
2. Any man who does not want to be with you is just a loser.
3. I found that hold a straw and sometimes placing in my mouth as I tried not to crawl out of my skin was the best replacement for cigarettes.
3b big hug for you and some free beer!
Yep, Modest Mouse albums are perfect for summer spinning.
As life gets longer, awful feels softer.
Well it feels pretty soft to me.
I stand by what I said-Fucking retards!
Holy shit! 5 kids…noone should have five kids.
I love your lists.
ubermilf,
Thanks, you have a good weekend too!
Noelle,
A friend just thought I meant that I have a CURRENT boyfriend who is married with five kids. YIKES! None of that business! He was my boyfriend when I was sixteen.
matty03,
Thanks Matty! Big hugs back to gay town from mormo town! xoxo
sprizee,
And if it takes shit to make bliss,
Well I feel pretty blissfully.
Stephanie,
Love you!
punchlinewalking,
Crazy shit, huh?
ak,
Thanks! I love taking naps at your house. Speaking of which, I hear I’ll be taking one on Wednesday night!
“I’m just not ready to be in a relationship now.” Heard it, used it, and yes, that’s what it means.
I’m starting to wonder if they’re all retarded. (Matty excepted)
#8 is one that I figured out long ago.
Speaking of free printable stationary.. I saw this and thought of you!
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1) My very first boyfriend (the JackMormon son of a very good LDS family) also has five kids. It is weird, isn’t it?
2) I agree with the above comments – though we’ve not met, the sense of humor you have and the fact you love Jack Jack mean any guy that isn’t ready for a relationship with you is a loser.
3) There are plenty of losers out there. Fortunately, I found a good one after shedding the one I was married to. Not everyone is this lucky – but I think you will find the right guy – maybe (sigh) even in Utah.