Favorite things about my trip to Kmart.
- Customers. I LOVE hearing “ladies” threaten their husbands if they are rushed through their next shopping stop: Walmarts.
- No air conditioning in the dressing rooms.
- Chastity sweats. They may not look so chaste on my big ol’ butt, but now I don’t have to covet Mrs. AK and Sarah’s “True Love Waits” sweats at BFF night. I hope Rlo doesn’t feel left out.
So…do you have to wait if its just lust? I’m confused.
I’ve seen the chastity sweats on and in action, and all I can say is: HOT!!! I think these will totally get you kicked OUT of the club!
Do they make those in maternity?
Oh gross! Do you get a free CTR ring with purchase?
Kmart rocks because they still have those little kiddie rides in front of the store. I am not too old for those, mother!
I demand a photo. Demand!
Holy Wow, I’m not so smart.
hahahahaha ubermilf!
I’m glad that we don’t have KMart around here…
I’m with Ubermilf. I would have loved some of those when I was pregnant with my boys.
For Heaven’s Sake.
Punchlinewalking,
I plan to use this as a reverse psychological dating technique.
meggypoo,
That’s one club I can’t wait to get kicked out of. When are we having another girl date?
ubermilf,
Ha ha!
Amy,
Excellent idea! I am SO making CTR butt pants online!!!
The Grunt,
Wow! The way you used “mother” is so telling!
sprizee ,
Tee hee!
Noelle,
Ubie is pure awesome.
Rachel,
Kmart is gross.
Lostinutah,
I would gladly sport this kind of shit when I find the right guy to fill me with his seed!
At least they HAVE dressing rooms.
I’d try and help get you kicked out, but alas, I signed a chastity contract and it’s forbidden.
YES! Another girl date is definitely on not only my “TO DO” list, but also on my “I WANT TO” list… which means it’s pretty f’ing special. This week sucks, but I’m good after that. And just so you know, I expect you to wear your new attire (along with your G.G. necklace).
while i am waiting for true love, i’ll be over here in the corner dry humping the hell out of some guy i barely like. k? k.
I am SOOOO going to get those!!!
Rlo will be fine. I have an extra pair he can wear once AK forces him to lose seven pounds.
True love shares a shitter too.
now IM feeling left out.
Yes, true love waits, but pounding flesh kicks ass.