http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/ Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:10:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6829 meggypoo Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:16:18 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6829 Don't feel sad. Apparently I can't spell "underware". Don’t feel sad. Apparently I can’t spell “underware”.

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6828 Loralee Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:14:48 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6828 Damn. I did one of my pet peeves. "YOU'RE". Sigh. Damn. I did one of my pet peeves. “YOU’RE”.
Sigh.

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6827 Loralee Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:14:07 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6827 If you really want to freak her out just tell her your going to start going commando for easier access. If you really want to freak her out just tell her your going to start going commando for easier access.

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6826 ing Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:41:07 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6826 Clean undies? Now THAT'S good planning! Your mom should be proud, yes? Clean undies? Now THAT’S good planning! Your mom should be proud, yes?

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6825 Ben Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:41:04 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6825 That is exactly why I don't wear clean underwear. That is exactly why I don’t wear clean underwear.

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6824 lostinutah Tue, 10 Jun 2008 23:56:56 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6824 Your mom may start to be suspicious of your "girlfriend" time! Too funny. Your mom may start to be suspicious of your “girlfriend” time! Too funny.

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6823 sizzlesays Tue, 10 Jun 2008 22:58:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6823 Hilarious. Hilarious.

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6822 punchlinewalking Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:16:40 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6822 My mom always used to tell me (picture this with a thick southern accent) "When you leave the house, make sure you have on a clean pair of panties, because if you get in an accident you don't want to be laying on the operating table in dirty underwear." My mom always used to tell me (picture this with a thick southern accent) “When you leave the house, make sure you have on a clean pair of panties, because if you get in an accident you don’t want to be laying on the operating table in dirty underwear.”

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6821 Pants Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:18:04 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6821 That's what I'm talkin' about! That’s what I’m talkin’ about!

]]> http://melliferouspants.com/2008/06/10/how-to-freak-out-your-mother/#comment-6820 meggypoo Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:15:05 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/?p=487#comment-6820 Just let your mom know that your clean underware was GREATLY appreciated :) Thanks for the girl time, it was just what I needed... just like my vagina. Just let your mom know that your clean underware was GREATLY appreciated Thanks for the girl time, it was just what I needed… just like my vagina.

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