“What are you doing?”
“Smoking.”
“Yuck! Stop smoking. It’s so unattractive.”
“What does it matter to you? You’re not attracted to me anyway.”
“I’d finger bang you.”
“No, you wouldn’t. You’re such a liar.”
“I know, vaginas are gross. They look like hatchet wounds. I’d totally throw up.”
I think my favorite description of boy bits came from a romance novel I read in high school. “His proud, throbbing, purple-helmeted warrior”.
Purple helmets and hatchet wounds…Both are just sound totally appealing, huh? I think that God totally called in sick the day ALL human genitalia aesthetics were designed and left Bob the sandwich guy in charge.
I’m just sayin’…
and why don’t I ever have people say this kind of stuff to me?
Ooo…I want a gay boyfriend!
You mean assholes are less gross than vaginas? I beg to differ, sir.
That is obviously coming from someone who has never experienced a vagina.
sooo much funnier knowing who “gay boyfriend” is… he has sadly said worse things to me.. haha!
The fingers are the brave explorers who make sure all is well down there. It’s kind of like releasing a canary into a coal mine.
At least he didn’t say it was a dirty hatchet wound.
I’m glad you share this with us. I was afraid this would be a conversation you had with Jack Jack.
Oooh! Oooh! No, at least he didn’t say that some labias looked like oily shop rags carelessly tossed onto a washing line.
Ready! 1-2-3…RALPH!
I will go repent now.
Yes, a little ironic. I’m not sure if he knows, but I think you should tell your boyfriend what comes out of bums… They don’t call it a corn hole for nothing!
I rule. End of story. P.S. gay people poop glitter and rainbows, so therefore their assholes are not dirty like yours.
I rule. End of story. P.S. gay people poop glitter and rainbows, so therefore their assholes are not dirty like yours.
Why do the my gay boyfriends always want to play with my boobs?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!!
So many comments to make, so little time.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Of course, it’s all a matter of perspective.
Prefer ‘gash’, but I guess the two are closely related…
you have to hear the song “my gay boyfriend” by the hazzards.. its amazing
I’m glad to see this post has such a positive turnout.