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How to Make Bishop Deal Go Mother Hen

June 3rd, 2008 · No Comments

  1. Tell Bishop Deal that a friend of a friend sent you a wiener photo that directly violated the rules and regulations of Club Celibacy.
  2. Wait for Deal to IM you the word “ew” a gazillion times and ask if the picture was really from this guy.
  3. Assure Bishop Deal that is was, in fact, this guy and that he put “a lot” of work into the picture.

  4. (Choke back vomit.)

  5. Tell Bishop Deal you’ve never met the guy, but now if you do, you’ll be all, “What’s up mister penis pants camera phone picture dude?!”
  6. Wait for Bishop Deal to beg you to meet this guy in a public place and confess to feeling worried and “mother bear-ish” for you.
  7. Let Bishop Deal know that you have no intention of meeting mister penis pants camera phone picture dude. Especially because it’d be a bitch to return to the repentance process. (ha ha)

Categories:Bishop Deal, Club Celibacy, cobwebs in my privates?, crap, it's called sarcasm
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  • michael // Jun 3, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Aww… Poor Jon (not really). That’s funny.

  • J. // Jun 3, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    WHY do guys do that??? It’s not sexy or cute or appealing in any way! And if you find it funny, then you’re laughing at their weiner and they HATE that.

  • Pants // Jun 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    I’ve come to the realization that I don’t understand why guys do anything.

  • jon deal // Jun 3, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    In case it isn’t percetly clear from the above.

    I am NOT in the habit of taking pictures of my privates (or anyone else’s privates while we are on the subject) and then sending them to Miss Pants (or to anyone else for that matter.)

    Though if I did take photos of my privates… we’d need a telephoto zoom lens…
    *rim shot*

    Wait, I meant WIDE-ANGLE. WIDE-ANGLE.

    Oh… crap…

  • Pants // Jun 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    Woo! Just want to clarify that it wasn’t Bishop Deal who sent me a naughty picture. :-)

  • sdragoc // Jun 3, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    you frickin’ LOVE getting penis pictures from my Mormon friends! Admit it!!!

  • meggypoo // Jun 4, 2008 at 12:17 am

    If I had a penis, I’m sure I’d send pictures of it to everyone I know. But I’m pressure that it’s because that would mean I was a man, and therefore retarded.

    BTW, an ex has asked me (via text) to send him a picture of my boobs twice in the last week. And he wonders why he’s an ex.

  • michael // Jun 4, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Yeah, it was clear that if a wiener shot was sent, it wasn’t Jon doing the sending.

    Personally, I think clothes are really cool and can not fathom why anyone would send out such photos.

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