I wanted to write about how much I miss my friend Stephanie and post pictures from last weekend with her family, but don’t have them with me…so here are some recent search phrases. Yes, I’m that exciting. If finishing sewing my sister’s birthday handbag and making jewelry doesn’t interfere with my exciting evening of prison documentaries and quality time with my cat, you may get pictures later.
lonely heart broken people – How sad is this?
get to third base – I wish.
“bay to breakers” 2008 “cock ring” – Wish I was there.
birth control breakup – Sad.
I can see how prison documentaries are a good time. I think you’ve got more going on than you let on. I know that my life is exciting, but not in the way that makes my stomach feel good. You know when life is not fun when you start praying for aliens to abduct you and probe you as a “way out”. I guess my doctors probe me. I’ll just tell them to wear glittery robes and masks next time.
I once got one that said “how to hang out with the cool kids” and it almost broke my heart that some lonely kid was googling that and then got to my blog!
We are TOTALLY just like the 30-somethings in Sex And The City. You with your sewing, and me with my tiling… we scream, no OOZE awesome!
But really, I want to make jewelery too! You do all fun stuff.
I love your header … it reminds me of Betty and Veronica Comics.
Maybe we could think up something new and exciting for searchers to find your blog. Like monkey vagina. Or barbed penis. Or anal seepage.
Let’s have some pictures of quality time with your cat! I’m undergoing Jack Jack withdrawals.
No being sad-only 38 days until I come see you! Weeeeee!
you should watch Inside American Jail (sometimes it just shows up on the list as Jail) if you haven’t already. it is awesome. way better than Cops.