Comments on: Death by Girl Parts http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/ Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:10:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Thérèse http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6581 Thérèse Mon, 12 May 2008 15:13:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6581 Question. How many freaking times do we have to be geared up for babies? I mean, what's the maximum we can have, like... twenty? Why then, female parts, do you try to kill us Every Damn Month?<br/><br/>(I am so commiserating here.) Question. How many freaking times do we have to be geared up for babies? I mean, what’s the maximum we can have, like… twenty? Why then, female parts, do you try to kill us Every Damn Month?

(I am so commiserating here.)

]]> By: yournamehere http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6580 yournamehere Fri, 09 May 2008 15:10:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6580 Your ovaries are Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, aren't they? Your ovaries are Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, aren’t they?

]]> By: matty http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6579 matty Thu, 08 May 2008 21:01:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6579 Oh, I'm sorry! <br/><br/>I think that they are just getting you ready to be doused in the magic glitter that IS Goldfrapp. <br/><br/>...sometimes, just before the record starts one has some internal bleeding that is all together unpleasant. <br/><br/>Hope you're feeling better.<br/><br/>Little Bagel is glad I had her girlie parts removed. ...I think. Tho, she seemed completely confused when a dog tried to mount her in the park the other day. However, I feel the same way when that happens to me --- and I've no (and have never had) girlie parts. <br/><br/>hmmmmmmm.... Oh, I’m sorry!

I think that they are just getting you ready to be doused in the magic glitter that IS Goldfrapp.

…sometimes, just before the record starts one has some internal bleeding that is all together unpleasant.

Hope you’re feeling better.

Little Bagel is glad I had her girlie parts removed. …I think. Tho, she seemed completely confused when a dog tried to mount her in the park the other day. However, I feel the same way when that happens to me — and I’ve no (and have never had) girlie parts.

hmmmmmmm….

]]> By: Noelle http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6578 Noelle Thu, 08 May 2008 15:26:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6578 That's your ovaries saying, "if you think this is bad, wait until you see pregnancy!" That’s your ovaries saying, “if you think this is bad, wait until you see pregnancy!”

]]> By: Rachel http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6577 Rachel Thu, 08 May 2008 11:55:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6577 Haha! That's too funny! If my mom ever said that I would probably be sick! I am glad that she doesn't generally discuss things like that with me or my sister. Haha! That’s too funny! If my mom ever said that I would probably be sick! I am glad that she doesn’t generally discuss things like that with me or my sister.

]]> By: egan http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6576 egan Thu, 08 May 2008 06:12:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6576 20 weeks off work? Hah, like having a child is a break. Some guys have so much to fucking learn about being a parent. 20 weeks off work? Hah, like having a child is a break. Some guys have so much to fucking learn about being a parent.

]]> By: lostinutah http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6575 lostinutah Thu, 08 May 2008 05:37:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6575 4 weeks, that is. Sheesh. 4 weeks, that is. Sheesh.

]]> By: lostinutah http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6574 lostinutah Thu, 08 May 2008 05:36:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6574 Actually, the first 8 months of being pregnant were far better than having a period. The last 4 and resulting c-sections, however, kind of sucked. But my boys were worth it! Actually, the first 8 months of being pregnant were far better than having a period. The last 4 and resulting c-sections, however, kind of sucked. But my boys were worth it!

]]> By: Loralee Choate http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6573 Loralee Choate Thu, 08 May 2008 05:07:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6573 Give me a period a MILLION times over being pregnant. Gah. Give me a period a MILLION times over being pregnant. Gah.

]]> By: rockandcookies http://melliferouspants.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6572 rockandcookies Thu, 08 May 2008 03:41:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/05/07/death-by-girl-parts/#comment-6572 I was talking to my favorite work lady today about how being a girl is ridiculously stupid and that I will pick a fight with any feminist type who wants to tell me that God is a woman. (Like because if God was a woman she would have been like "Let's make girl stuff not be super fucked up/complicated/painful" ...and um also... she probably would have made men as a gender just a little bit smarter.) I was talking to my favorite work lady today about how being a girl is ridiculously stupid and that I will pick a fight with any feminist type who wants to tell me that God is a woman. (Like because if God was a woman she would have been like “Let’s make girl stuff not be super fucked up/complicated/painful” …and um also… she probably would have made men as a gender just a little bit smarter.)

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