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Dang, Fetch, Oh My Heck, What the Holy Scrud?

April 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

I just finished typing a rough draft of my “wonder” paper (whatever the fuck ever that is), stapled the prerequisite three copies together for tomorrow’s peering and realized I neglected to reference essays assigned by my racist, no-example-giving, professor.

Thank god for Milli Vanilli!

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  • sprizee

    Holy hell. File under awesome.

  • Melliferous Pants

    Graph Jam is my most favorite new site of all time. EVER!

  • radioactive girl

    I want you to know that I read this about an hour ago but couldn’t really think of anything to comment because “that’s so cool” just sounded lame. But, now I have been singing Blame it on the Rain ever since. I didn’t even know I was doing it until my kids were like “it’s not raining mom, what are you saying?”
    This comment is not less lame than just writing the one I thought of earlier, but for some reason I felt compelled to share now.

  • punchlinewalking

    I don’t know what the whole first paragraph meant (what’s a wonder paper? a peering?), but the graph is pretty awesome. And you know what? Milli Vanilli was right, you should blame it on the rain. Cause the rain don’t mind.

  • Porty

    Taking my cue from radioactivegirl, I’ll just go ahead and simply say, that’s just awesome. I love racist, no-example-giving professors.

  • Melliferous Pants

    radioactive girl,
    There’s no harm in singing Milli Vanilli; I do it all the time!

    punchlinewalking,
    I’m not sure what the first paragraph means, either. My teacher likes to give pages of instruction that mysteriously lack instruction. Beginning to think she became a professor to regale her students with horrific, outdated, racist terminology and budget phrase. “Strut your stuff!” (vomit)

    Porty,
    You should audit her class.

  • Crystal

    spandex shorts and dreadlocks are so underrated these days.

  • The Grunt

    Your professor actually says “strut your stuff”? Why am I picturing her wearing a head band while saying that?

    The graph is funny. I blame you for that.

  • J.

    Thanks! Your graph made me laugh out loud! I still ADORE Milli Vanilli, those boys got such a raw deal, “Girl, you know it’s true!”

  • Stefanie

    I knew they’d be good for something again someday!

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