If your sister is upset that you may or may not have taught her child that “Boobs” is a funny word to say/manipulate/say some more, tell her about a certain auntie I know (who may or may not be related to me) who taught a certain little girl (who may or may not have once lived inside my abdomen) that raising only your middle finger was the sign for “I love you very much” and it’s even better if you do it with both hands at once.
Naw, my sis isn’t upset about it…my niece was fully aware of the wonder and joy that are boobies before my outburst. She’s been chanting it, in song form, a lot lately. Recently at the post office at the top of her lungs. So embarrassing and so cute!
Violet talks about vulvas on a regular basis. Like when I spank her (in a motherly bottom patting non-punishment oriented way) she says HEY! No spanking my vulva! I’m kind of terrified she’ll say something like that in public.
Porty, I had an old boyfriend whose dad liked to say, “If it feels good, do it.” Too bad his son didn’t listen to him!
poopsy, She is totally going to get you in public with that!
When I was little I called boy parts peanuts. I yelled about some guys big peanut in the grocery store not long after I started talking. I’m sure my kids will make me pay for that.
megatropolis, I’m a big rule breaker. While visiting a cousin in Provo when I was fourteen years old I got kicked off the Y campus for roller blading! So bad!
I want this weather to warm up so you and I can have our date!
The Grunt, Oh to be a white boy. GROSS!
J., As hellish as it sounds, it was actually good. They weren’t selling burkas or anything. I picked up 13 t-shirts and camis that are long enough my ass doesn’t hang out for $69. Not bad!
I WISH they sold secret underwear! I’d totally hawk that shit on eBay, but you have to have a recommend buy them at a special store.
If your sister is upset that you may or may not have taught her child that “Boobs” is a funny word to say/manipulate/say some more, tell her about a certain auntie I know (who may or may not be related to me) who taught a certain little girl (who may or may not have once lived inside my abdomen) that raising only your middle finger was the sign for “I love you very much” and it’s even better if you do it with both hands at once.
Ha ha! That’s awesome!
Naw, my sis isn’t upset about it…my niece was fully aware of the wonder and joy that are boobies before my outburst. She’s been chanting it, in song form, a lot lately. Recently at the post office at the top of her lungs. So embarrassing and so cute!
I cross-dress all the time.
In fact, I’m wearing Dilf’s pajama pants as we speak.
Too funny! Kids are too cute but often times veru embarrassing too!
If I wear a BYU shirt will you touch your boobs in front of me?
Best revenge ever!
There is nothing wrong with her saying boobs, booby, boobies, boooobies; and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the idea of you touching yours
Violet talks about vulvas on a regular basis. Like when I spank her (in a motherly bottom patting non-punishment oriented way) she says HEY! No spanking my vulva! I’m kind of terrified she’ll say something like that in public.
If you really wanted to stir things up, you could have grabbed your sisters boobies. That would have broken MULTIPLE honor codes.
Well, the honor code applies to everyone except white athletes. You know, white boys will be white boys.
Bewbies!
The Modest Clothing Tent Sale!?? Ohhh Myyyy Godddd, that sounds a little bit like hell on earth to me. Do they sell discount magic underwear too?
Übermilf,
Me too! Except not Dilf’s.
Rachel,
They sure are!
yournamehere,
Deal.
Noelle,
Yup!
Porty,
I had an old boyfriend whose dad liked to say, “If it feels good, do it.” Too bad his son didn’t listen to him!
poopsy,
She is totally going to get you in public with that!
When I was little I called boy parts peanuts. I yelled about some guys big peanut in the grocery store not long after I started talking. I’m sure my kids will make me pay for that.
megatropolis,
I’m a big rule breaker. While visiting a cousin in Provo when I was fourteen years old I got kicked off the Y campus for roller blading! So bad!
I want this weather to warm up so you and I can have our date!
The Grunt,
Oh to be a white boy. GROSS!
J.,
As hellish as it sounds, it was actually good. They weren’t selling burkas or anything. I picked up 13 t-shirts and camis that are long enough my ass doesn’t hang out for $69. Not bad!
I WISH they sold secret underwear! I’d totally hawk that shit on eBay, but you have to have a recommend buy them at a special store.
Was that guy retarded or something? Or was he just Mormon?
He rode the short bus.