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Utah Snow is a Four Letter Word

April 16th, 2008 · No Comments

Dear Mother Nature,

This weather is bullshit. Yesterday’s drive home pissed me off. Please, please, PLEASE! Stop being such a fucking whore. I am ready to hate the next season Utah has to offer.

Love,

Me

Categories:fuck you mother nature, obviously crazy to leave the bay area
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  • Rachel // Apr 16, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    Yuck! This winter has been so cold!

  • yournamehere // Apr 16, 2008 at 6:38 pm

    Fuck snow! It’s 67 degrees here. I’m going to go drink beer on the patio of a random bar/restaurant.

  • Sizzle // Apr 16, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Yeah, I’m with you!

  • Crystal // Apr 16, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    dude, that sucks.

    i heard that the number one romantic thing a guy can do for you is scrape the ice off your windshield in the morning.
    (that is not applicable in texas if my boyfriend is reading – sorry you have to come up with something else). but that is pretty hardcore weather!! i cannot even imagine.

  • radioactive girl // Apr 16, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Yuck! I am so over snow (I think I left this comment before too).

  • Melliferous Pants // Apr 16, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    Rachel,
    I know! And it started cooling off just when my feet were warming up!

    yournamehere,
    Wah! I want to drink beer on the patio!

    Sizzle,
    Brrrrrrr!

    Crystal,
    You know what else is romantic? I don’t, because I’m quitting men.

    radioactive girl,
    I’m pretty sure I’ve posted something like this before. :-) Stupid snow!

  • The Grunt // Apr 16, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Monday it was almost eighty degrees and then it does this. I’m confused.

  • megatropolis // Apr 16, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    I’ve come up with a theory to explain this phenomenon, because there can be no other reason that we could almost break the all-time high record one day, and the next not even reach 40 degrees! There is not a Mother Nature of the earth… it’s a state by state thing. Utah’s Mother Earth is bi-polar. How appropriate.

  • lostinutah // Apr 16, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    Ditto!!!

  • yournamehere // Apr 17, 2008 at 3:13 am

    Of course, Pants, in July you won’t have the terrible humidity to deal with.

  • Porty // Apr 17, 2008 at 4:34 am

    But Pants, that’s pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of that mountain is?

  • Melliferous Pants // Apr 17, 2008 at 5:27 am

    The Grunt,
    So is mother nature.

    megatropolis,
    Let’s get her doped up, then!

    lostinutah,
    Amen.

    yournamehere,
    That’s true…hopefully my face will not have cracked into a tiny little pieces by July.

    Porty,
    Sarah tried this angle, I’m not falling for it!

  • egan // Apr 17, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    Were you singing along to a sappy Tiffany song? Just asking.

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