Comments on: I’m Getting Old or They’re Getting Cute? http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/ Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:10:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: egan http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6254 egan Mon, 07 Apr 2008 23:14:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6254 Was Todd's dream date Brad Pitt? Isn't that about the time he starred in that crappy <i>Meet Joe Black</i> movie? <br/><br/>If I ever see you in a Talbot's, then you're in trouble. Was Todd’s dream date Brad Pitt? Isn’t that about the time he starred in that crappy Meet Joe Black movie?

If I ever see you in a Talbot’s, then you’re in trouble.

]]> By: Melliferous Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6253 Melliferous Pants Mon, 07 Apr 2008 21:25:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6253 Crystal,<br/>There's wiping with you in the ROOM?! Whoa. I might need to go see my shrink and that's a little complicated since I don't currently have one.<br/><br/>radioactive girl,<br/>I have gone out with a few men who fall in that category... Crystal,
There’s wiping with you in the ROOM?! Whoa. I might need to go see my shrink and that’s a little complicated since I don’t currently have one.

radioactive girl,
I have gone out with a few men who fall in that category…

]]> By: radioactive girl http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6252 radioactive girl Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:59:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6252 I had to throw away my catalog because I was finding things "cute" and I have enough sense to know that it just means I am getting old and my standards may be lower...that seems like it could apply to either the LL Bean or the dating, doesn't it? I had to throw away my catalog because I was finding things “cute” and I have enough sense to know that it just means I am getting old and my standards may be lower…that seems like it could apply to either the LL Bean or the dating, doesn’t it?

]]> By: Crystal http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6251 Crystal Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:25:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6251 dude, who says you have to have a soul mate to do it? you can just pick some random guy to tide you over and give you sex. the beauty of that is you can just send him home when you are sick of him and not have to deal with him dropping a duece in the same bathroom where you are getting ready for work EVERY SINGLE MORNING and doesn't even wait for you to leave before he wipes. he will just wipe right in front of you!! <br/><br/>whoa...<br/><br/>i think i may need to see my shrink. dude, who says you have to have a soul mate to do it? you can just pick some random guy to tide you over and give you sex. the beauty of that is you can just send him home when you are sick of him and not have to deal with him dropping a duece in the same bathroom where you are getting ready for work EVERY SINGLE MORNING and doesn’t even wait for you to leave before he wipes. he will just wipe right in front of you!!

whoa…

i think i may need to see my shrink.

]]> By: Melliferous Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6250 Melliferous Pants Mon, 07 Apr 2008 17:41:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6250 matty,<br/>When I least expect it? I hope he isn't the janitor who walked into a public restroom when I was making number one. :-)<br/><br/>rockandcookies,<br/>I hope mine gets divorced soon! (Tee hee!)<br/><br/>Went out with a guy who wants to date a friend of mine...does that count? And I've been in the internet dating thing here long enough to recognize men who I know have dated my friends. Oh joy! Had to move away from California after depleting the pool of available men...hope that doesn't happen here! matty,
When I least expect it? I hope he isn’t the janitor who walked into a public restroom when I was making number one. :-)

rockandcookies,
I hope mine gets divorced soon! (Tee hee!)

Went out with a guy who wants to date a friend of mine…does that count? And I’ve been in the internet dating thing here long enough to recognize men who I know have dated my friends. Oh joy! Had to move away from California after depleting the pool of available men…hope that doesn’t happen here!

]]> By: rockandcookies http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6249 rockandcookies Mon, 07 Apr 2008 16:31:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6249 1. I fully agree with the thoughts on "soul mates". I had a discussion at work with a single girl who had dated the same guy I had, after I had without knowing. We decided that between all of the girls we know we've dated this whole city and all that was left to do was wait for "The One" to get divorced. <br/>2. I like the bathing suits. I don't need one though, I have a perfectly good black and white tankini that's very similar to those that I bought like three years ago when we went to Disneyland. I wore it twice, at the hotel pool in the dark, so it's still in great shape to sit around in the dresser drawer for another couple of years. 1. I fully agree with the thoughts on “soul mates”. I had a discussion at work with a single girl who had dated the same guy I had, after I had without knowing. We decided that between all of the girls we know we’ve dated this whole city and all that was left to do was wait for “The One” to get divorced.
2. I like the bathing suits. I don’t need one though, I have a perfectly good black and white tankini that’s very similar to those that I bought like three years ago when we went to Disneyland. I wore it twice, at the hotel pool in the dark, so it’s still in great shape to sit around in the dresser drawer for another couple of years.

]]> By: matty http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6248 matty Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:23:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6248 He will show up! <br/><br/>I promise! <br/><br/>And, chances are it will be at the least expected (and sometimes desired!) moment! <br/><br/>And, you will be swept up into the warmth and comfort that can be found in love. <br/><br/>It will happen. <br/><br/>Tho, I'm not sure I like the Land's End bathing suits. No. I don't like them. <br/><br/>...go away from the Lands End light, Pants! Turn away! He will show up!

I promise!

And, chances are it will be at the least expected (and sometimes desired!) moment!

And, you will be swept up into the warmth and comfort that can be found in love.

It will happen.

Tho, I’m not sure I like the Land’s End bathing suits. No. I don’t like them.

…go away from the Lands End light, Pants! Turn away!

]]> By: Melliferous Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6247 Melliferous Pants Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:07:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6247 The Grunt,<br/>I think you're right about people not knowing themselves well enough. You can have a fantastic connection with someone that may not mean anything if you're unable to participate in a relationship.<br/><br/>C. L. Hanson,<br/>Thanks, I think I do have some great dating stories...the dead cat guy is a classic, for sure. I don't think I mentioned this because I was afraid to mention too many personal details (beyond his love of dead animals), but he was a disgruntled postal worker. SCARY!<br/><br/>Yes, it is about picking through the list to find reasonable men in there. One weird thing about finding men online is that there are men out there hoping to catch your eye through a medium (writing) they are not comfortable with. I find myself picking strangers apart for offenses (grammar) that I wouldn't normally use to judge a person. The first contact you have with each other is just a few sentences...and I find myself clicking NO to men who say things such as, "Your funny." While I may be funny, I also know how to use a contraction. :-)<br/><br/>meggypoo,<br/>Low levels of douchebaggery is on my mister right list, too!<br/><br/>yournamehere,<br/>Have you been calling late night infomercials again? The Grunt,
I think you’re right about people not knowing themselves well enough. You can have a fantastic connection with someone that may not mean anything if you’re unable to participate in a relationship.

C. L. Hanson,
Thanks, I think I do have some great dating stories…the dead cat guy is a classic, for sure. I don’t think I mentioned this because I was afraid to mention too many personal details (beyond his love of dead animals), but he was a disgruntled postal worker. SCARY!

Yes, it is about picking through the list to find reasonable men in there. One weird thing about finding men online is that there are men out there hoping to catch your eye through a medium (writing) they are not comfortable with. I find myself picking strangers apart for offenses (grammar) that I wouldn’t normally use to judge a person. The first contact you have with each other is just a few sentences…and I find myself clicking NO to men who say things such as, “Your funny.” While I may be funny, I also know how to use a contraction. :-)

meggypoo,
Low levels of douchebaggery is on my mister right list, too!

yournamehere,
Have you been calling late night infomercials again?

]]> By: yournamehere http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6246 yournamehere Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:59:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6246 A psychic told me that my one and only soul mate stepped in front of a bus on August 23, 1995. Oh well. A psychic told me that my one and only soul mate stepped in front of a bus on August 23, 1995. Oh well.

]]> By: meggypoo http://melliferouspants.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6245 meggypoo Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:46:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/04/05/im-getting-old-or-theyre-getting-cute/#comment-6245 Ahhh... dating. I think I just threw up in my mouth. But it's funny that you bring up the scary movie thing. Just last night I was telling my friend about how I was forced to watch a scary movie alone Friday night, AND how I thought it would be great if you could hire (sort of like a dog sitter) someone to watch them with you. Wow... it sounds even more pathetic writing it down.<br/><br/>But I'm still waiting, ever impatiently, for my "soul mate". At this point I'd settle for someone with low levels of douchebaggery. Ahhh… dating. I think I just threw up in my mouth. But it’s funny that you bring up the scary movie thing. Just last night I was telling my friend about how I was forced to watch a scary movie alone Friday night, AND how I thought it would be great if you could hire (sort of like a dog sitter) someone to watch them with you. Wow… it sounds even more pathetic writing it down.

But I’m still waiting, ever impatiently, for my “soul mate”. At this point I’d settle for someone with low levels of douchebaggery.

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