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That’s why I’m Easy

April 1st, 2008 · No Comments

I had an ex-boyfriend start up with text messages this weekend. It’s been a year and a half since we broke up. He seems to contact me at least once (via, email or text) every six months. Like a good girl, who cares about her head and heart, I don’t respond. But he continues to contact me.

What will finally make him give up? Perhaps nothing, until he’s turned me into a skin suit that he wears while he sits on his piece of shit couch, getting high, drinking light beer and playing Xbox live.

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  • miss kendra

    i have one of these too.

    it’s more than every six months though. :(

  • Melliferous Pants

    Hey Miss K!

    I’m sorry to hear about yours. Initially there was so much contact I considered a restraining order…now I choose to block that time out and pick him apart for the every six month contact.

  • Are You Willing to Change?

    I’m so lucky that I don’t have a boyfriend or ex that does this kind of thing…I know that I would have a hard time with it and not know how to react.

  • Melliferous Pants

    It’s basically major suckitude. And it seems to happen when I’m feeling low. Grrr.

  • Sra

    It’s possible on my phone to block calls and texts from any given phone number. Maybe you can block his on yours?

  • Sizzle

    I have an ex like that. Usually takes him only 3 months though. I changed my phone number finally so now he just creepily sends me gifts off my wishlist posted on my blog.

    Awesome.

    Not.

  • Melliferous Pants

    Sra,
    I tried to block his texts but my previous provider (shit-master sprint) said no go. Now that I’m with a different company I’ll check into it. Thanks for the suggestion!

    Sizzle,
    Totally icky. Boys are the dumb, yo.

  • yournamehere

    If I ever see a guy walking around wearing you as a suit, I’ll give him a piece of my mind, let me tell you!

  • The Grunt

    Is this ex of yours in any way related to Ed Gein?

  • Übermilf

    Would you like me to talk to him for you?

  • egan

    If he asks if you’re a size 14 with a devilish grin outside his non-descript van, you might want to contact Jodi Foster.

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