I had an ex-boyfriend start up with text messages this weekend. It’s been a year and a half since we broke up. He seems to contact me at least once (via, email or text) every six months. Like a good girl, who cares about her head and heart, I don’t respond. But he continues to contact me.
What will finally make him give up? Perhaps nothing, until he’s turned me into a skin suit that he wears while he sits on his piece of shit couch, getting high, drinking light beer and playing Xbox live.



i have one of these too.
it’s more than every six months though.
Hey Miss K!
I’m sorry to hear about yours. Initially there was so much contact I considered a restraining order…now I choose to block that time out and pick him apart for the every six month contact.
I’m so lucky that I don’t have a boyfriend or ex that does this kind of thing…I know that I would have a hard time with it and not know how to react.
It’s basically major suckitude. And it seems to happen when I’m feeling low. Grrr.
It’s possible on my phone to block calls and texts from any given phone number. Maybe you can block his on yours?
I have an ex like that. Usually takes him only 3 months though. I changed my phone number finally so now he just creepily sends me gifts off my wishlist posted on my blog.
Awesome.
Not.
Sra,
I tried to block his texts but my previous provider (shit-master sprint) said no go. Now that I’m with a different company I’ll check into it. Thanks for the suggestion!
Sizzle,
Totally icky. Boys are the dumb, yo.
If I ever see a guy walking around wearing you as a suit, I’ll give him a piece of my mind, let me tell you!
Is this ex of yours in any way related to Ed Gein?
Would you like me to talk to him for you?
If he asks if you’re a size 14 with a devilish grin outside his non-descript van, you might want to contact Jodi Foster.