Comments on: Ready, Set, Date! http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/ Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:10:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: ing http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6142 ing Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:19:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6142 Ugh, I've been online dating for a few months now, and I am gold to the over-sixty crowd, plus the polyamorous dudes with weird beards & long fingernails. I've been ordered to reply by a couple of BDSM guys (guess I come across as a sub), and I'm most attractive to art-school fellows with green hair and lots of facial piercings. Also, surprisingly, there are a few men in their very early twenties who are apparently attracted to old ladies. <br/><br/>So odd! I've dated just a few of them, and no luck so far. Ugh, I’ve been online dating for a few months now, and I am gold to the over-sixty crowd, plus the polyamorous dudes with weird beards & long fingernails. I’ve been ordered to reply by a couple of BDSM guys (guess I come across as a sub), and I’m most attractive to art-school fellows with green hair and lots of facial piercings. Also, surprisingly, there are a few men in their very early twenties who are apparently attracted to old ladies.

So odd! I’ve dated just a few of them, and no luck so far.

]]> By: lostinutah http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6141 lostinutah Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:24:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6141 Hey Pants, I'm a native Idahoan but currently stuck in the most conservative part of SL County....wishing like hell I could go back. Not from Ketchum, never had enough money to live there, but I've spent a lot of time there. Awesome skiing, boarding and yes, snowmobiling. <br/><br/>And some pretty hot looking old guys. I'm not kidding. Hey Pants, I’m a native Idahoan but currently stuck in the most conservative part of SL County….wishing like hell I could go back. Not from Ketchum, never had enough money to live there, but I’ve spent a lot of time there. Awesome skiing, boarding and yes, snowmobiling.

And some pretty hot looking old guys. I’m not kidding.

]]> By: egan http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6140 egan Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:51:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6140 Sounds like it was an unrated version of that dating tv show which only runs on late night tv, Blind Date. Sounds like it was an unrated version of that dating tv show which only runs on late night tv, Blind Date.

]]> By: Melliferous Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6139 Melliferous Pants Thu, 20 Mar 2008 20:18:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6139 egan,<br/>I think the BJ co-worker might be my worst date of all time. I ran into a friend that night and tried to con him into hanging out with me...after five minutes he split because he couldn't handle the weirdness. It was Twilight Zone material.<br/><br/>lostinutah,<br/>Hadn't considered that. It seems there's a lot of snow mobilin' that goes on up there. Do you live in Idaho?<br/><br/>yournamehere,<br/>Shovel Justice! Bring it back, yo!<br/><br/>The Grunt,<br/>Oh my, I can only imagine the horrors that girls would encounter if guys could grown their own dick. None of us would be able to sit down.<br/><br/>Thérèse,<br/>There will be lots for you here soon! <br/><br/>matty,<br/>Aw, thanks! :-) xoxo<br/><br/>Are You Willing to Change?,<br/>Next topic: why are there so many men in Utah with goatees?!<br/><br/>Loralee Choate,<br/>I suppose to properly debunk that myth I should get me some diamonds? Though, you can do A LOT more with a hefty supply of batteries. :-) egan,
I think the BJ co-worker might be my worst date of all time. I ran into a friend that night and tried to con him into hanging out with me…after five minutes he split because he couldn’t handle the weirdness. It was Twilight Zone material.

lostinutah,
Hadn’t considered that. It seems there’s a lot of snow mobilin’ that goes on up there. Do you live in Idaho?

yournamehere,
Shovel Justice! Bring it back, yo!

The Grunt,
Oh my, I can only imagine the horrors that girls would encounter if guys could grown their own dick. None of us would be able to sit down.

Thérèse,
There will be lots for you here soon!

matty,
Aw, thanks! :-) xoxo

Are You Willing to Change?,
Next topic: why are there so many men in Utah with goatees?!

Loralee Choate,
I suppose to properly debunk that myth I should get me some diamonds? Though, you can do A LOT more with a hefty supply of batteries. :-)

]]> By: Loralee Choate http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6138 Loralee Choate Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:52:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6138 Yes, well I am glad that you debunked that horrible myth that diamonds are a girl's best friend, because it is obviously a healthy supply of AA's. Yes, well I am glad that you debunked that horrible myth that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, because it is obviously a healthy supply of AA’s.

]]> By: Are You Willing to Change? http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6137 Are You Willing to Change? Thu, 20 Mar 2008 19:13:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6137 That is so funny that someone complimented your green eyes. I've had someone do that to me too! <br/><br/>Shirtless pictures are SO popular on those sites, especially from younger men. And the shower is SO strange! <br/><br/>Wow! I can't believe that last guy and he is married. Disgusting! And who would marry someone like that?! That is so funny that someone complimented your green eyes. I’ve had someone do that to me too!

Shirtless pictures are SO popular on those sites, especially from younger men. And the shower is SO strange!

Wow! I can’t believe that last guy and he is married. Disgusting! And who would marry someone like that?!

]]> By: matty http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6136 matty Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:40:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6136 Write the book! Write the book!!!!!! <br/><br/>Oh, dating. I don't miss it. But, keep pushing! ...so to speak. Write the book! Write the book!!!!!!

Oh, dating. I don’t miss it. But, keep pushing! …so to speak.

]]> By: Thérèse http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6135 Thérèse Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:53:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6135 Oh, also, at least the eight inch guy warned you. You know, that he's a total creep. <br/><br/>The worst are the ones who don't seem to be creeps until you meet them at a coffee shop and they do nothing but leer at every girl who walks in the shop. Oh, also, at least the eight inch guy warned you. You know, that he’s a total creep.

The worst are the ones who don’t seem to be creeps until you meet them at a coffee shop and they do nothing but leer at every girl who walks in the shop.

]]> By: Thérèse http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6134 Thérèse Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:52:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6134 Is it terrible that I am looking forward to more stories about this? *giggle*<br/><br/>The timer shower guy is the winner. You know that once you get passed that picture, there are several shots of him topless, and in wife-beaters, and doing that thing where they stretch to show off their muscles. This is what I would say to them:<br/><br/>LOOK, WE KNOW THAT TRICK, IT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE. Now go put a nice dress shirt on, and a friendly smile. Is it terrible that I am looking forward to more stories about this? *giggle*

The timer shower guy is the winner. You know that once you get passed that picture, there are several shots of him topless, and in wife-beaters, and doing that thing where they stretch to show off their muscles. This is what I would say to them:

LOOK, WE KNOW THAT TRICK, IT’S NOT ATTRACTIVE. Now go put a nice dress shirt on, and a friendly smile.

]]> By: The Grunt http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6133 The Grunt Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:10:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/19/ready-set-date/#comment-6133 Wow! BTW, I've never got the big dick=instant sex god thing. Anyway, it's not like a guy grows it himself. Wow! BTW, I’ve never got the big dick=instant sex god thing. Anyway, it’s not like a guy grows it himself.

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