Comments on: Welcome to My Nightmare http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/ Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:10:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Melliferous Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6024 Melliferous Pants Fri, 07 Mar 2008 17:33:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6024 C. L. Hanson,<br/>Sorry! :-)<br/><br/><br/>egan,<br/>Oddly enough, I worked in daycare (and then nannied) shortly after working in the office. Daycare is a germ fest but it wasn't (mentally) so bad, maybe because we bathed everything in bleach? I was also sicker than I've ever been in my entire life while working in daycare. You're supposed to gain immunity and get sick less when you're around all the germs...but I got more sick. Ugh.<br/><br/>Ha ha, when I read your comment I thought it said, "that must go away skat." Haha, gross.<br/><br/>electric boogaloo,<br/>I figure it doesn't get much worse that what's already here. A few jewels from today:<br/><br/>"Michael Bolton cock"<br/>"BYU nude"<br/>"calories in poo"<br/>"genitals hairdo"<br/><br/>Sizzle,<br/>Sorry! I just re-read it and I threw up in my mouth a little too. Yecht.<br/><br/>Scarlet Hip,<br/>Yuppers.<br/><br/>radioactive girl,<br/>I joke a lot but not about bathroom talk warnings! :-)<br/><br/>yournamehere,<br/>That's awesome.<br/><br/>neffgang,<br/>Ugh! The finger smellers are THE WORST! I have a story about that but too much dignity to share. :-)<br/><br/>Jill/Twipply Skwood,<br/>I like the way you think.<br/><br/>The Grunt,<br/>They want you to see their poo? I will have to check your ilnk!<br/><br/>Curly Glamour Girlie,<br/>It worked for me, I barely ate a thing yesterday.<br/><br/>srah,<br/>I hadn't thought about it being so monstrous the toilet couldn't handle it. Hmmm.<br/><br/>Übermilf,<br/>Who needs a bowl of grapes when you don't wash your hands? Everything he touched was contaminated! :-) C. L. Hanson,
Sorry! :-)

egan,
Oddly enough, I worked in daycare (and then nannied) shortly after working in the office. Daycare is a germ fest but it wasn’t (mentally) so bad, maybe because we bathed everything in bleach? I was also sicker than I’ve ever been in my entire life while working in daycare. You’re supposed to gain immunity and get sick less when you’re around all the germs…but I got more sick. Ugh.

Ha ha, when I read your comment I thought it said, “that must go away skat.” Haha, gross.

electric boogaloo,
I figure it doesn’t get much worse that what’s already here. A few jewels from today:

“Michael Bolton cock”
“BYU nude”
“calories in poo”
“genitals hairdo”

Sizzle,
Sorry! I just re-read it and I threw up in my mouth a little too. Yecht.

Scarlet Hip,
Yuppers.

radioactive girl,
I joke a lot but not about bathroom talk warnings! :-)

yournamehere,
That’s awesome.

neffgang,
Ugh! The finger smellers are THE WORST! I have a story about that but too much dignity to share. :-)

Jill/Twipply Skwood,
I like the way you think.

The Grunt,
They want you to see their poo? I will have to check your ilnk!

Curly Glamour Girlie,
It worked for me, I barely ate a thing yesterday.

srah,
I hadn’t thought about it being so monstrous the toilet couldn’t handle it. Hmmm.

Übermilf,
Who needs a bowl of grapes when you don’t wash your hands? Everything he touched was contaminated! :-)

]]> By: Übermilf http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6023 Übermilf Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:44:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6023 Did you keep a bowl of grapes on his desk, too? Did you keep a bowl of grapes on his desk, too?

]]> By: srah http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6022 srah Fri, 07 Mar 2008 14:35:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6022 I would like to propose another explanation: He flushed and the paper went down, but the poop stayed behind.<br/><br/>Is that any better? I would like to propose another explanation: He flushed and the paper went down, but the poop stayed behind.

Is that any better?

]]> By: Curly Glamour Girlie http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6021 Curly Glamour Girlie Fri, 07 Mar 2008 13:45:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6021 Blech. You should market that story to dieters. I have no desire to eat ANYTHING right now. Blech. You should market that story to dieters. I have no desire to eat ANYTHING right now.

]]> By: The Grunt http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6020 The Grunt Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:18:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6020 Those types of people want you to see their poo. That's why they don't flush or wipe. It's a freaking trophy dump to them. I wrote a post a long time ago on this phenomenon called <a HREF="http://grunt-ahoy.blogspot.com/2005/10/ghost-of-abraham-lincoln.html" REL="nofollow">The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln"</a>. Those types of people want you to see their poo. That’s why they don’t flush or wipe. It’s a freaking trophy dump to them. I wrote a post a long time ago on this phenomenon called The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln”.

]]> By: Jill/Twipply Skwood http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6019 Jill/Twipply Skwood Fri, 07 Mar 2008 04:25:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6019 Well but see if he didn't wipe, then his HANDS are probably squeaky clean! KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br/><br/>Maybe the poop was so big & hairy that it didn't go down when he flushed & the toilet paper did.<br/><br/>Or maybe his poop floated back up and maybe <br/>maybe<br/>maybe<br/><br/>Ok, maybe it was just gross.<br/><br/>Egan - Daycare/preschool is a TOTAL germ fest! Well but see if he didn’t wipe, then his HANDS are probably squeaky clean! KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe the poop was so big & hairy that it didn’t go down when he flushed & the toilet paper did.

Or maybe his poop floated back up and maybe
maybe
maybe

Ok, maybe it was just gross.

Egan – Daycare/preschool is a TOTAL germ fest!

]]> By: neffgang http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6018 neffgang Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:58:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6018 Sorry to bust in on your blog, but that was as sick as it was hilarious.<br/><br/>I read a story a while ago about a young married couple in church. The couple sat in the pew directly in front of the story teller.<br/><br/>During the meeting, the woman would scan the man's hair with her fingernails, looking for the infected hair that needed to be lanced and drained.<br/><br/>Once found, the woman would perform the procedure with exactness and then in a final gesture of fantastic taste, she would - you guessed it - smell her fingers! Sorry to bust in on your blog, but that was as sick as it was hilarious.

I read a story a while ago about a young married couple in church. The couple sat in the pew directly in front of the story teller.

During the meeting, the woman would scan the man’s hair with her fingernails, looking for the infected hair that needed to be lanced and drained.

Once found, the woman would perform the procedure with exactness and then in a final gesture of fantastic taste, she would – you guessed it – smell her fingers!

]]> By: yournamehere http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6017 yournamehere Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:33:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6017 Did you ever have doughnuts at work? If so, you know he fingered every damn one of them.<br/><br/>Love ya. Did you ever have doughnuts at work? If so, you know he fingered every damn one of them.

Love ya.

]]> By: radioactive girl http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6016 radioactive girl Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:42:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6016 I have a nasty picture in my head. Yuck! I know you warned me, and next time I will heed that warning for sure! I have a nasty picture in my head. Yuck! I know you warned me, and next time I will heed that warning for sure!

]]> By: Scarlet Hip http://melliferouspants.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6015 Scarlet Hip Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:20:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/03/06/welcome-to-my-nightmare/#comment-6015 I don't feel so good. I don’t feel so good.

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