“I’m late for school, no time to wash these grapes.”
“If you’re worried about fecal matter, there’s not really anything you can do to wash them, outside of cleaning them with rubbing alcohol.”
“FECAL MATTER?”
“Oops, sorry! I forgot about your problem.”
“You know how I get.”
“All I was saying was that fecal matter…”
“STOP IT!”
“It’s just that fecal matter…”
“Why do you do this to me?”
remind me to NOT eat grapes at your house in a few weeks
You have no idea how much you make me smile. None.
No one wants to hear about such things when discussing food!
I hate when people say these kinds of things. I wouldn’t be able to eat them after hearing that no matter how true or untrue it was.
Yeah, this is not one of those Reeses Peanut Butter Cup moments where the combination makes for great eating–fecal matter+food.
Zanny,
I’ll do my best not to serve you any feces. Can’t make any promises for my mum.
sprizee,
Awe, thanks!
Sizzle,
And she said it as I was putting a grape IN MY MOUTH!
radioactive girl,
If I think about it too much, I’m not going to be able to eat anything and I’ll carry Lysol in my giant purse.
The Grunt,
I guess it’s my mom’s way of helping me diet? It’s called the air diet. Though there’s probably fecal matter in air…crap! See how she’s got me thinking?! It’s poop again!
what a shitty thing to say
Does fecal matter? It does when you put it in your mouth.
Yikes. I fall into the category of your mom unfortunately. The other day the husband was sitting eating and I picked up Luke and said, “Whoa, Luke smells awful!” and started pointing said baby’s butt in direction of said husband’s face.
Fecal is one of those words that gets better each time you say it. Makes for a good pet name too.
fecal fecal fecal