Pants, pants, PANTS!

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• Greg // Feb 20, 2008 at 4:40 am

  I am that guy.

• Melliferous Pants // Feb 20, 2008 at 4:50 am

  Oh Greg, if only you really were that guy…then I’d be in Oakland and not in fucking Zion. (sigh)

• Loralee Choate // Feb 20, 2008 at 5:45 am

  I think this is one of the funnier things I’ve seen. Where, oh where did you get it????

• Melliferous Pants // Feb 20, 2008 at 5:57 am

  I just edited to include the link…they also have a fabulous Declaration of Romantic Intent and the Formal Apology is pretty much awesome.

• egan // Feb 20, 2008 at 7:37 am

  Did you really have to add the part about your dad? Why are the folks at the gym so good for blogging?

• Übermilf // Feb 20, 2008 at 2:55 pm

  I love this, and you.

• Sofi // Feb 20, 2008 at 3:18 pm

  This is why I love going to the gym in South Beach. All of the gym dues are gay, and hot. Oh shit……maybe that makes me creepy gym chick.

• Melliferous Pants // Feb 20, 2008 at 4:07 pm

  egan,
  Yes, that’s the part that makes me most angry about him ogling my chest…he looks like my dad, if my dad were going through a divorce/mid-life crisis/turned into a bachelor.

  I don’t know why the folks a the gym are so good for blogging, but I’m on my way to gather more material right now!

  Übermilf,
  Ditto.

  Sofi,
  I think you’re fine as long as you’re not staring at their packages.

• Nick // Feb 20, 2008 at 5:53 pm

  I just want you to know that if I were going to stare at your tits, I would have the decency to be subtle about it.

  What can I say, I’m a helluva guy.

• Crystal // Feb 20, 2008 at 6:25 pm

  he is definitely the pee drinking variety.

• Melliferous Pants // Feb 20, 2008 at 8:46 pm

  Nick,
  You should write a book.

  Crystal,
  For sure.

• yournamehere // Feb 21, 2008 at 3:06 am

  I gave your tits a good look-see when I met you and if you noticed you were kind enough to let it go. Bless you.

• Nick // Feb 24, 2008 at 3:46 am

  Stay classy, Todd.