Comments on: Another Brush With Stupidity http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/ Thu, 02 Sep 2010 01:10:04 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 By: Melliferous Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5888 Melliferous Pants Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:35:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5888 If only I'd thought to take a picture of myself, it could've been the next Fully Klothes Thursday snapshot. Dammit! If only I’d thought to take a picture of myself, it could’ve been the next Fully Klothes Thursday snapshot. Dammit!

]]> By: egan http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5887 egan Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:50:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5887 Yes, please do make a trip here. I need another reason to visit Pike Place Market. <br/><br/>That feeling of not being able to slip the parka over your head, oh not so good. I'm glad you could laugh about it. Yes, please do make a trip here. I need another reason to visit Pike Place Market.

That feeling of not being able to slip the parka over your head, oh not so good. I’m glad you could laugh about it.

]]> By: Melliferous Pants http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5886 Melliferous Pants Sat, 16 Feb 2008 00:18:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5886 Bored,<br/>I'm totally wearing my vagina pants right now!<br/><br/>DCFS? Ha ha!<br/><br/>sprizee,<br/>I need to make a tirp to Seattle.<br/><br/>Anonymous,<br/>Thanks!<br/><br/>Curly Glamour Girlie,<br/>You are most welcome! Bored,
I’m totally wearing my vagina pants right now!

DCFS? Ha ha!

sprizee,
I need to make a tirp to Seattle.

Anonymous,
Thanks!

Curly Glamour Girlie,
You are most welcome!

]]> By: Curly Glamour Girlie http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5885 Curly Glamour Girlie Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:21:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5885 After a really crappy night, and a cranky commute here this morning, this made my day. Thanks for the chuckle! After a really crappy night, and a cranky commute here this morning, this made my day. Thanks for the chuckle!

]]> By: Anonymous http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5884 Anonymous Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:24:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5884 Pants, you are too funny. <br/><br/>And way too smart for the Darwin Awards! Pants, you are too funny.

And way too smart for the Darwin Awards!

]]> By: sprizee http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5883 sprizee Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:17:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5883 You are so awesome. Please move to Seattle soon. You are so awesome. Please move to Seattle soon.

]]> By: Bored http://melliferouspants.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5882 Bored Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:01:00 +0000 http://melliferouspants.wordpress.com/2008/02/14/another-brush-with-stupidity/#comment-5882 DUUDE.<br/>I totally wish you lived next door to me, too!!! ...I probably wouldn't shovel your driveway, but I would definitely drink with you and invite you over for food all the time. Mmm..foood....<br/><br/>Anyway, I have a pants story for you, since you're a pantsy kinda gal.<br/><br/>My twins (boys, for your readers who don't know me) are 7 now...and we are a little weird at my house. Well, one morning I was trying to herd them toward readiness for school, when without looking at him I reminded Max to get his pants on. "I'm wearing pants, Mom!" He was standing right next to me, so I glanced down and discovered he was buck naked, with a small blanket around his shoulders. Without thinking, I voiced the sarcasm in my head, "Yeah, your PENIS pants!" I felt pretty bad about that, and of course they laughed and laughed and I went with it, "Doot-da-doot, I love wearing my penis pants!" So then, dead serious, Oliver says, "Mom, you don't have penis pants. You have VAGINA pants." This caught me way more off-guard than it probably should have (since I did start the whole thing...) and I lost it. I was laughing so hard it hurt. So...now...I'm ashamed to admit that little term has made it into my HomeGrown CussWords lexicon...and my friends all use it, too. Examples of use: Boy, I'd sure like to try on HIS penis pants! winka-winka. Or, He was being a total penispants!<br/><br/>Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.<br/>Would you like to give DCFS my address? DUUDE.
I totally wish you lived next door to me, too!!! …I probably wouldn’t shovel your driveway, but I would definitely drink with you and invite you over for food all the time. Mmm..foood….

Anyway, I have a pants story for you, since you’re a pantsy kinda gal.

My twins (boys, for your readers who don’t know me) are 7 now…and we are a little weird at my house. Well, one morning I was trying to herd them toward readiness for school, when without looking at him I reminded Max to get his pants on. “I’m wearing pants, Mom!” He was standing right next to me, so I glanced down and discovered he was buck naked, with a small blanket around his shoulders. Without thinking, I voiced the sarcasm in my head, “Yeah, your PENIS pants!” I felt pretty bad about that, and of course they laughed and laughed and I went with it, “Doot-da-doot, I love wearing my penis pants!” So then, dead serious, Oliver says, “Mom, you don’t have penis pants. You have VAGINA pants.” This caught me way more off-guard than it probably should have (since I did start the whole thing…) and I lost it. I was laughing so hard it hurt. So…now…I’m ashamed to admit that little term has made it into my HomeGrown CussWords lexicon…and my friends all use it, too. Examples of use: Boy, I’d sure like to try on HIS penis pants! winka-winka. Or, He was being a total penispants!

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
Would you like to give DCFS my address?

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