Wake me up at 4:00AM. Don’t just meow or bite my hand like you normally do…knock a liter of very cold, snow-run-off water all over me, my bed, night stand, floor and into my favorite handbag. Try to jump into my arms as I dump the water out of my handbag and frantically wipe off my cell phone. Then cry, rub yourself on my legs while I rush to the bathroom for towels and fucking “MEOW!” like a little bitch because you know I’m about to turn you into a dumpling.
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If I didn’t know better from your picture of him, I’d say Jack Jack is a Siamese. I’ve got me one of those type of cats.
Yes, he is Siamese. Normally I find his quirks entertaining but there’s something unlovable about being woken up with cold water. It’s just not as cute as him stealing pacifiers or chapstick.
Aha…Siamese are cute, but pure evil. And mine steals my 9 year old’s water from beside his bed. His redeeming quality is that he lets said 9 year old pack him around, kiss him, etc. and still jumps up to go to bed with him every night.
I named him Bucky Katt. It was more true than I knew.
I’m glad it isn’t just our cat that is somewhat psycho.
Yes, pure evil! Though Jack is much less evil than the previous cat…she was just a bitch. Unless I was sick, then she was soooooo nice to me. But only when no one was looking. You know, because she wouldn’t want to ruin her hard-ass kitty cat street cred.
When I was little/still living at home, we had a cat that used to bite my ankles as I walked up the stairs every single day. It drove me crazy! I am actually allergic to cats so I can’t have one now…we tried and I swelled up and was covered in hives which is really hot, but not the look I am going for.
See, my cat hasn’t tortured me since I got the dog.
Thanks for taking one for the team, puppy!
radioactive girl,
My mom’s last siamese cat was an ankle biter! So irritating! I’m allergic to most animals but did some allergy regulation therapy a while back and that seems to have helped me with the oh so attractive hives.
Übermilf,
I really wanted to get a puppy when I moved home but Jack is so crazy he would probably kill a dog. You know, because he thinks he is one.
Oh my gosh, and I thought peeing on the bed was a bad way for an animal to wake you up.
I haven’t had a dumpling in a long long time. Yum.
JustRun,
Peeing on the bed? You win!
egan,
MEOW!