It’s been 4 days, 114 hours, 6858 minutes and 411513 seconds since my four nieces arrived. But who’s counting?
My sister and her husband spent two nights away, leaving the kids with me and my parents. I had a great time with the girls, but I have determined a few things…
As much as I love those kids (and I do love them), there’s some sort of dog years time conversion that occurs with more than two kids. Meaning, four kids have the magical ability to feel like twenty-eight kids.
This is the first time my sister and her husband have been away without kids, which is straight FRIGHTENING because their oldest is thirteen years old. Totally. Fucking. Insane.
The fact that no “permanent measures” have been taken to avoid future off spring makes me cry inside.
I thought all you needed was a hanger?
Wait, maybe that was something else.
:p
Happy New Year!!
your uterus is adorable. felted uteri are the way to go for sure.
You forgot the anesthetic. I’d think that a bottle of JD would do the trick.
If you need help considering birth control, I can just phone you at 3am when the new baby has just woken up to demand nourishment and put his wailing little scream on the phone for you!
FYI: a vasectomy is a lot simpler procedure.
Birth control is for the birds. Who needs it? [insert cheesy Spears joke here]
Happy New Years Donna Martin!
That is insane.
Yup. Kids are the best birth control.
i don’t know. a woman did a diy cesaerean a few years ago. it could be doable.
I imagine you could do it if you put a whole lot of energy to the job.
However, how will you get the hormones?
That’s important or you could become a bearded lady or something. Or am I confused?
I’m a bit dazed because I had the turntable cranking away with “Strut” and “Sugar Walls” by Sheena Easton — really loud. And, an associate called me and I could not reach the volume in time to do anything about it.
I feel all dirty and wrong.
I opted not to mention the background music as did she.
You know, four seems like not too bad when you’re surrounded by 16 M-F and 14 on Sundays but I definitely agree w/Rockandcookies on the uterus! That thing is all kinds of adorable!!!!!
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