Sister
“She’s wishing we still had an imbelical cord.” Holding daughter on hip as she walks toward me.
Me
“Are you trying to get back into your mommy’s vagina?”
Mom, aka grandma
Loudly yells my name, followed by, “We do not say that word!”
Me
“MOTHER, vagina is a clinical word.”
Mom
“We don’t say it disrespectfully.”
Me
“Hi Mom, you might remember me, I’m your middle daughter, _____. I’m mouthy and like to use the word vagina.”
Mom
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be bossy.”
Me
“That’s OK. You are my mom.”
Mom
“Yes, but…”
Me
“From what I hear you’re going to be my mom forever. Nothing really changes that.”
Mom
*giggles*
Me
“If you prefer, I could use another word. There are lots of words for vagina.”
Mom
“Like cunt?”
Your mom is awesome.
See? She HAS been talking to Todd!
Your mom rocks the house. And I thought my mom was cool because she wore all black, body glitter and a temporary tattoo to a Depeche Mode concert and loves the Beastie Boys.
NO! NO! NO! She did not! HA HA HA! I cannot wait to come and see you!
HA, wasn’t expecting that and I laughed out loud (and I needed that today)
hilarious.
because that is the number one synonym.
Seriously I laughed out loud. I may or may not have a “thing” for your mother now.
Wow, your Mom is mouthy.
Shut up! I love your mom.
that’s kind of disturbing. my sweet christian southern mother says poontang. she has no idea that it’s crass. she probably heard it and thought it sounded cute.
Toooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I prefer “bookey-loukey. I think it’s all kinds of professional and clinical and all that stuff.
I can’t believe it. Is that ending for real?? She can tell you we don’t say vagina but has no problem spewing the dreaded C-word in front of the grandbaby?
Priceless.