Too tired for a proper post. Have a list.
1. It might be time to give dating a try when Saturday night consists of quality time with your cat.
2. I refuse to become a full blown cat woman…even though my cat is more of a cat-dog.
3. Seriously, my cat growls when the doorbell rings. And he plays fetch. He. Is. A. Dog.
4. I consider my dating profile being rejected from a certain dating website a badge of honor.
5. Men with shirtless profile pics should be fined. Especially men who post photos of their armpits.
6. Winking is for bitches. It’s a sad world when someone is afraid to say hello from behind the safety of their computer monitor.
I have a friend who has a cat that plays fetch. He responds to his name and comes running when you enter the house.
I’d consider that a badge of honor too. (I’m guessing you mean eHarmony – those people in their ads are the weirdest people ever – seriously.)
That’s sad that men think posting shirtless pics will get them somewhere. Even sadder is that women respond to it.
Oh, I bet I know which website said no to you! Evil they be!
Well, just be sure you’re not wearing sweaters while spending quality evenings with your cat/dog. That, I think, could be the kiss of death to dating. Just sayin’.
Winking. Yeah. I always thought it funny when people would tell me that they didn’t want to pay the full memebership price so they winked until someone responded.
What does that say about commitment?!?!?
Dating. I can’t say I miss it, but it can be an adventure. I wonder what it will be like in Utah?
kisses from — Oakland,
matty
winking is for douchbags
Hee. Dog-Cats are entertaining. No one knows what to expect.
Also, maybe they post pictures of their armpits to emphasize hairiness, or lack thereof. Maybe they want you to know, right from the beginning, that they aren’t likely to have back hair. You know it’s a deal breaker for some women.
Shirtless profile pictures are an indication of class.
Please tell me you haven’t jumped on the online dating bandwagon.
God, help us.
Ha! This list is hilarious … men showing off their armpits! That’s classy!
Curly Glamour Girlie,
Already wondering why I wanted to date.
Übermilf,
!
matty,
I think dating in Utah will be horribly fabulous and full of ripe writing material! xoxo
Zanny,
So many stupid winks!
Thérèse,
Armpit hair is yucky.
girlsnap,
Jumped! Sorry again about tonight…I’m half in and out of coma.
Airam,
Oh yes, classy!
I heart you so!
Also, you just reiterated a few of the many reasons I will not get a cat.
I’m so tired of looking at this post I could spit.
Must. Have. New. POST!
Yeah what’s with the whole shirtless thing?!?!?!?!?!? I posted already on my blog that instead of winking things, they should have canned reject phrases, but I guess those are available on sites I didn’t subscribe to.