Alternate titles:
- I’ve Never Been So Jealous of a Street Sign
- If Only I Didn’t Have Back Problems
- I Wish
Do It To Me One More Time, Once Is Never Enough
October 15th, 2007 · No Comments
Categories:cobwebs in my privates?, hell is for single people, I have more batteries for my vibrators than Too $hort h, if anyone needs me I'll be drinking in my closet, job satisfaction is overrated
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I’m to the point where plain ol’ hump would be acceptable.
I hear you Pants….for me pregnancy has been putting a kibosh on the lovin’. I’d settle for any kind of hump too.
Oh, trust me — I should think a speed hump might sound nice at the moment but you’d only want to slap the lazy (or overtly excited) boy once it was over.
a nice slow hand (and hump ) would be far more satisfying!
i’m sure that it must happen there! isn’t aaron ekhart from there?1?!?
haha…You’re killing me with your Alternate titles.
That’s sometimes my favorite kind. Except when it isn’t.
Curly Glamour Girlie,
It appears that I may be settling with a visit to my favorite “specialty” store in the bay area during my visit next month!
matty,
Yes, yes, a slow hand/hump/whatevs would be much more satisfying! However, I may have to take what I can get and SOON! I’ve been having rather impure thoughts (that are quite fun!) about someone who is 100% inappropriate for me. (But so damn hot!) I just don’t think I have the strength, or patience, to train such a youngin’.
armalicious,
Stick around, much more cobwebbed induced private part fun to come!
Pete Dunn,
Dude. Tell me about it.
Now I’m really going to have to blog about my favorite ‘specialty’ store here. They change the window display to reflect the season. Cracks me up.