The following search phrases were used to reach my pants. Search phrases make my day!
fucking a mormon girl
*insert vague reference to celibacy here*
penis sightings
I wish!
if I had a penis
Well then I wouldn’t be me, would I?
people who eat scabs
Yuck.
jigsaw puzzle boobs
I do love jigsaw puzzles.
what a roofies looks like
Hell. That’s what roofies look like.
what to say when it gets awkward
Say nothing. RUN!
Ew…why on earth would someone be searchign about eating scabs?
Yeah that eating scabs one is worse than my bbq nipples search.
armalicious,
Heaven help the fool who does scab eating searches.
Airam,
BBQ nipples? Impressive!
Judging from the LDS Planet dating site, there are some hot Mormon ladies in the Louisville area. I may have to fuck a Mormon.
You should totally go for it! Though, word in God’s state is that there’s not a lot of fucking going on. Instead, they just “soak it.” Just leave “it” in “there” and hold as still as possible. The less movement, the better. I’ve also heard some of them rationalize anal. You know, to keep their kooters pure for marriage.
Soakin’ it in the name of the lord,
Pants
FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m going to have to post more about jigsaw puzzle boobies myself…