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WWJD if he were an adult child living at home??

October 2nd, 2007 · No Comments

I thought J-dogg might spend all his money too but he'd probably do something more worthwhile, like heal the sick or atone for our sins. Boring!

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  • yournamehere // Oct 3, 2007 at 12:14 am

    Those chicks in either corner totally want to do Jesus.

  • Melliferous Pants // Oct 3, 2007 at 12:25 am

    Did you read “Lamb, the Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal”? Jesus was a total slut.

  • Jill // Oct 3, 2007 at 2:07 am

    Well, he’s taken early retirement, but maybe you can read the back entries –

    Jesus Christ’s cool blog

    :-) :-) :-)

  • Sarahbellum // Oct 3, 2007 at 3:19 am

    Well if he’s off being a fucking do gooder, then he can come drive our drunk asses home from the bar.

  • Sister Mary Lisa // Oct 3, 2007 at 7:26 am

    love it! where can I get me one of those??

  • armalicious // Oct 3, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    I know…in my mind Jesus would do the boring healing stuff, but later he’d want to party. And he’d have to spend money to keep those locks lovely. And we all know those sandals aren’t cheap.

  • Curly Glamour Girlie // Oct 3, 2007 at 6:31 pm

    To get the real deal on Jesus, go read the book “Lamb; the Gospel According to Biff”. Best inside look at Jesus ever. (Fiction of course, but it’s neat to think of Jesus like that.)

  • egan // Oct 3, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    I hope you’re proud of yourself.

  • Melliferous Pants // Oct 4, 2007 at 12:48 am

    Jill,
    Yay Jesus blog!

    Sarahbellum,
    No shit.

    Sister Mary Lisa,
    Sarah’s kitchen table! :-)

    armalicious,
    So basically he’d spend lots of money on Teva sandals and Alberto VO5 hot oil treatments?

    Curly Glamour Girlie,
    Loved it!

    egan,
    Proud of myself? For spending all my money or poking fun at our savior?

  • egan // Oct 4, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    Yes. Mocking Jesus will lead you to a lifetime in hell. I hope you’re happy.

  • sprizee // Oct 4, 2007 at 10:21 pm

    J-Dog? That’s what I call my friend Jason. Maybe I’ll start calling him Jesus instead.

  • Curly Glamour Girlie // Oct 5, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Pants – I knew there was a reason I liked you! ;)

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