Comments on: Being Celibate Never Felt So Good

By: Curly Glamour Girlie

Curly Glamour Girlie — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:44:00 +0000

Around here we call fire pants “lava butt”. It’s always good to expand your vocabulary!

By: yournamehere

yournamehere — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:12:00 +0000

You could have experienced a Brown Baltimore.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 05:56:00 +0000

Did you hear? I’m SINGLE! So, like, I will most definitely be meeting you for drinks soon. Uh…that was in no way a pickup line. I promise. It’s just that I’m as free as a bird, but with far less need to poo on cars, and I’m excited to be in charge of my social life!

Woot!

By: armalicious

armalicious — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:49:00 +0000

Hahaha!! Fire Pants Guy!

Can I say that you would be an awesome addition to our lunchtable with your kick ass nickname abilities. And that, my friend, is definitely a compliment.

Sorry about your cobwebby vagina, btw.

By: Scarlet Hip

Scarlet Hip — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 20:26:00 +0000

I love that Tater Tots are considered ethnic food in Utah.

Fire Pants!

By: Melliferous Pants

Melliferous Pants — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:50:00 +0000

Sarahbellum,
I have to have a healthy vagina to participate in winter hibernation? Are you sure we'll just be hibernating? Will there be D.P.?

girlsnap,
I have a feeling those possibilities would have ended with a lot of cleaning projects.

By: girlsnap

girlsnap — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:29:00 +0000

Nice. Think of the possibilities had you taken him home to light up YOUR bathroom.

heh.

By: Sarahbellum

Sarahbellum — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:03:00 +0000

If you plan to join winter hibernation at my house you need a healthy vagina. And a plate of baked goods.

Even the lazy have rules.