Two things I NEVER want to happen again:
1. See my father pick up this DVD in Blockbuster and wonder aloud, ala Rainman, “Dirty Sanchez. Hmm. Dirty Sanchez? Dir-ty Sanchez, Dirrr-ty Sannnchez. Huh…”
2. Have my father get into my passenger seat while listening to the David Sedaris recording of “Rooster at the Hitchin’ Post.” I personally have nothing against David Sedaris’ brother’s comparison of running a business with a blow job. I just prefer never to hear, “Put that dick in your mouth and roll it around a little” while my father’s presence.
Double penetration would have been better.
funny you should mention it…i’m working on double penetration right now!
Ahhhh….the joys of having “older roommates.”
Hee hee…Sorry Pants. That sucks…yet it’s kinda funny, isn’t it? No? Hmmm…I must have a twisted sense of humour.
a few years ago when i could barely utter the word “period” in front of my mom, we went for vacation. we were taking a walk and a convertible pulls up next to us blaring, “my hips, my back, lick my p*ssy and my crack” i don’t know if it was a remix or if the perv in the car kept replaying it over and over on purpose, but i have never wanted to crawl into the crack in the sidewalk more in my life. i feel yo pain.
You’re working on double penetration? Wow.
Curly Glamour Girlie,
Oh yes, joy!
armalicious,
It is funny in a painful sort of way…if it were someone else I would have laughed my ass off!
Crystal,
Oh dear, that is horrible. You know my pain! Wow, that makes me feel a bit better.
yournamehere,
Double penetration is the new pink.
Pink is the new pink. As much as I love the dp I refuse to let it replace pink.
Double penetration is the new “soakin’ it”.
Better?
Ooooooh!!!!!! I didn’t realize David Sedaris was available recorded!!!! I’ve only been reading!!!
Good luck with the double penetration thing – whatever that means!!! 
This Dirty Sanchez thing is intriguing. Does your dad like The Cleveland Steamer?
Jill,
The short explanation of double penetration is that Utah has deformed my brain and I can’t stop talking about it. D.P. has turned into my version of “Smurf.”
Egan,
The Dirty Sanchez incident made me feel so creepy because the next thought I had was The Cleveland Steamer. Damn word association!
I’m Greek, live in Raleigh (actually see David’s Sedaris’ brother’s truck around town), been to several live readings–so naturally, I am a HUGE David Sedaris fan.
But, listening to him with my dad in the car?
Not so much.
Found you via Egan’s blogroll!
I think DB and soakin’ it are equal in brilliance.
Sorry your night was DB-less.
Hi Diane Mandy! Welcome!
Sarah,
At least I got that girl’s number.
I had a friend open a dinner conversation at a chef’s table asking everyone if they knew what ‘pegging’ was, she followed that up after the apertif with wanting to know if everyone knew what the act of ’sheize’ was.